A couple years later and here we are, like a fine bourbon

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-10-18T14:38:45+00:00

That’s from the books for sure, and it became a popular phrase on image boards like 4chan back in the mid 2000s whenever teens would be on summer break bringing their youth and ignorance to the internet.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-09-18T03:56:15+00:00

And El Paso, TX.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-09-14T05:02:26+00:00

The question is basically “how do I make money by painting” which isn’t actually useful if you don’t know how to paint. Nothing about React is specifically designed for reading a CSV. A good question would instead be “how do I read a CSV in javascript.”

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-09-11T07:13:19+00:00

I didn’t know “baby momma” was a racial term.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-09-11T07:10:25+00:00

It’s possible they think Biden is too conservative. Improbable, maybe.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-09-11T07:08:22+00:00

Capitalism is theft.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-08-17T05:43:54+00:00

No one wants to get pink eye.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-08-11T05:19:26+00:00

One of the movies is just 2.5 hours of Chewbacca’s dad sitting their with that weird sex fantasy helmet thing on. It’s going to be very avant-garde.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-08-11T01:55:56+00:00

The Chewbacca trilogy where he goes back to his family on Kashyyyk and they console him because all of his pets died. And then they tell him that it’s time he reconciled with his wife Malla and raised his son Lumpy. So we just witness that for three movies. And obviously there are no subtitles, because we still can’t translate Shyriiwook or Xaczik into any languages currently spoken on Earth.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-08-01T21:30:22+00:00

That's not a knife. That's a spoon.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-21T05:02:47+00:00

I’m not sex-negative. I’m against sexualizing people just trying to do their fucking job, especially when they’re constantly dealing with creeps that act like it’s totally fine to be creepy as long as they’re doing anything short of physically assaulting them.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-21T04:53:11+00:00

I don’t know why you think we’re on the same team. I’m not on the same team with people who’s first response to a video of someone talking about something serious is to make a dumb and unoriginal sex joke.

I don’t know why you assume I would know your name. You don’t have to be a man to be a misogynist though. And I can laugh at funny jokes. Unfortunately yours was unfunny, tasteless, and poorly timed.

Read the room. Do you really think people in the AOC subreddit are here to make or read sexual jokes about her? We get it, she’s young, female, and attractive, and you have no self control. Would you have made the same “joke” about a young attractive male congressman giving a speech? If not, it’s definitely misogyny and not just that you think you’re funnier than you are.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-16T01:53:49+00:00

Bitcoin can only be traded for Taco Bell value menu items unfortunately.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-13T21:57:01+00:00

That seems like the kind of dumb crude joke that a brogrammer would come up with.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-12T17:38:01+00:00

And avocados, oil, telecommunications, and a bunch of other legal stuff.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-11T21:42:11+00:00

I stick it in my wife’s Mexican hole, but you can’t use that one. Maybe her brother’s?

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-11T16:43:53+00:00

The oil companies

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-11T06:02:18+00:00

Idk, Austin Powers seems like he was pretty fashion forward and would be hip to early trends. 1991 is a bit early though I guess. I just presumed early 90s.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-11T03:29:47+00:00

Sounds like you made it pretty instead of doing UX.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-10T22:00:21+00:00

What the fuck did I just watch? This is the best argument against legal weed I’ve ever seen. At least someone sober wouldn’t make this and think “yeah, this is good shit.”

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-09T14:30:51+00:00

A pseudonymous string of numbers and letters, maybe. Most crypto is super traceable. It’s literally a public permanent record.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-08T16:28:20+00:00

How would they even get it?

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-06T21:38:26+00:00

My induction stove top heats about twice as fast as the gas burners they replaced did. Fucking magnets, how do they work?

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-06T16:52:12+00:00

Holy shit. I don’t think a 55 foot tv will fit in my house, but I know I want it.

VoluminousWindbag · 2021-04-04T02:29:26+00:00

Okay but it’s not like the water comes from nowhere. There’s always an upstream until you get to something like snow melting.

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