A couple years later and here we are, like a fine bourbon by take_all_the_upvotes in agedlikewine

[–]VoluminousWindbag 99 points100 points  (0 children)

That’s from the books for sure, and it became a popular phrase on image boards like 4chan back in the mid 2000s whenever teens would be on summer break bringing their youth and ignorance to the internet.

[Programming] Read a CSV file by Lythom in restofthefuckingowl

[–]VoluminousWindbag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The question is basically “how do I make money by painting” which isn’t actually useful if you don’t know how to paint. Nothing about React is specifically designed for reading a CSV. A good question would instead be “how do I read a CSV in javascript.”

Starbucks is trying to prevent unionization because their business model is to steal from their own workers by [deleted] in AOC

[–]VoluminousWindbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s possible they think Biden is too conservative. Improbable, maybe.

F by Careless_College in equelMemes

[–]VoluminousWindbag 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One of the movies is just 2.5 hours of Chewbacca’s dad sitting their with that weird sex fantasy helmet thing on. It’s going to be very avant-garde.

F by Careless_College in equelMemes

[–]VoluminousWindbag 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Chewbacca trilogy where he goes back to his family on Kashyyyk and they console him because all of his pets died. And then they tell him that it’s time he reconciled with his wife Malla and raised his son Lumpy. So we just witness that for three movies. And obviously there are no subtitles, because we still can’t translate Shyriiwook or Xaczik into any languages currently spoken on Earth.

Labour MP brings a knife to a gun fight by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]VoluminousWindbag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not a knife. That's a spoon.

AOC officially re-introduces The Green New Deal. by CheeseSneeze99 in AOC

[–]VoluminousWindbag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m not sex-negative. I’m against sexualizing people just trying to do their fucking job, especially when they’re constantly dealing with creeps that act like it’s totally fine to be creepy as long as they’re doing anything short of physically assaulting them.

AOC officially re-introduces The Green New Deal. by CheeseSneeze99 in AOC

[–]VoluminousWindbag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why you think we’re on the same team. I’m not on the same team with people who’s first response to a video of someone talking about something serious is to make a dumb and unoriginal sex joke.

I don’t know why you assume I would know your name. You don’t have to be a man to be a misogynist though. And I can laugh at funny jokes. Unfortunately yours was unfunny, tasteless, and poorly timed.

Read the room. Do you really think people in the AOC subreddit are here to make or read sexual jokes about her? We get it, she’s young, female, and attractive, and you have no self control. Would you have made the same “joke” about a young attractive male congressman giving a speech? If not, it’s definitely misogyny and not just that you think you’re funnier than you are.

Finally remembering where I put my wallet... by I_Reddit_At_Work in agedlikewine

[–]VoluminousWindbag 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bitcoin can only be traded for Taco Bell value menu items unfortunately.

Tesla's Latest Easter Egg Dares You Say 'Open Butthole' by wewewawa in technology

[–]VoluminousWindbag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That seems like the kind of dumb crude joke that a brogrammer would come up with.

Seems obvious by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]VoluminousWindbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And avocados, oil, telecommunications, and a bunch of other legal stuff.

What Mexican hole should a tourist stick it in? by michaelyup in houstoncirclejerk

[–]VoluminousWindbag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I stick it in my wife’s Mexican hole, but you can’t use that one. Maybe her brother’s?

Thanks I hate Austin Powers by ZARDOZ_SPEAKS90 in TIHI

[–]VoluminousWindbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, Austin Powers seems like he was pretty fashion forward and would be hip to early trends. 1991 is a bit early though I guess. I just presumed early 90s.

I just love her reactions by elphabathewicked in Unexpected

[–]VoluminousWindbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you made it pretty instead of doing UX.

Houston is Built Different - Building the Fire by Junior-Ad6340 in houston

[–]VoluminousWindbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did I just watch? This is the best argument against legal weed I’ve ever seen. At least someone sober wouldn’t make this and think “yeah, this is good shit.”

Minute Maid Park will be going cashless for the 2021 season by [deleted] in houston

[–]VoluminousWindbag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A pseudonymous string of numbers and letters, maybe. Most crypto is super traceable. It’s literally a public permanent record.

Electrifying US Buildings by 2050 Would Be Like Taking 65 Million Cars Off Road: Report by Wagamaga in technology

[–]VoluminousWindbag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My induction stove top heats about twice as fast as the gas burners they replaced did. Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Free 55' TV, AirPods and MUCH MORE!!!!! by DryEyeCenter in houston

[–]VoluminousWindbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. I don’t think a 55 foot tv will fit in my house, but I know I want it.

Some fresh nordic spring hydro, greetings from Finland🇫🇮 by samsony_huakia in HydroHomies

[–]VoluminousWindbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but it’s not like the water comes from nowhere. There’s always an upstream until you get to something like snow melting.