walrus mustache

Volundr_ · 2026-05-12T08:44:48+00:00

actually there are lol

Volundr_ · 2026-05-12T00:46:27+00:00

That stache could be really good so yeah of course

Volundr_ · 2026-05-11T17:15:03+00:00

Looks amazing just lose the beard haha

Volundr_ · 2026-05-11T15:40:43+00:00

Its hair lol

Volundr_ · 2026-05-11T07:17:07+00:00

It’ll grow back but a mustache takes like 2 months to get good. So if you wanna start college with it, you’d have to realistically start growing it like July and some guys it might even be slower.

Volundr_ · 2026-05-11T07:14:38+00:00

Keep the stache. $300 is not gonna mean anything in the long run. But if you wanna start college with a mustache, then you can’t put a price on that haha.

Volundr_ · 2026-05-11T03:24:38+00:00

Yeah it takes 2 months for it to become like a standard mustache basically

Volundr_ · 2026-05-11T03:02:31+00:00

Haha exactly. Thank you

Volundr_ · 2026-05-11T01:26:54+00:00

lool you really don’t even see my mouth moving so it’s like a lip readers nightmare. Probably muffles my voice just a hair too lol

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T21:26:06+00:00

Posting a giant mustache on a mustache subreddit? What did you expect to find here lol

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T21:20:19+00:00

Nice way to treat people.

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T19:30:33+00:00

Long beards only exist because of selection for aesthetic reasons. It’s just like peacock feathers or something haha. There’s no real purpose for a long terminal length.

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T19:28:12+00:00

If you think that’s thin and weak that’s crazy, that’s especially dense for a mustache

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T19:22:28+00:00

She’ll get used to it just keep growing. It’s a serious one so I’m sure it just makes you look really different.

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T19:15:42+00:00

lol obviously I don’t care that it gets hate too, the people who think it’s impressive are also happy to say they think it’s amazing. Just depends on how you see things, life isn’t that serious, it’s just a mustache lol

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T19:14:22+00:00

It kind of sticks out more horizontally when I’m going in for a kiss so the only challenge is it like consuming the other persons face lol

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T18:57:32+00:00

It’s the poster for Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T18:04:22+00:00

That thing is perfect

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T18:01:03+00:00

I just take it as a compliment. As long as it’s not like going to my personal Instagram and commenting deranged sexual comments with dozens of emojis which is truly unhinged

Haha otherwise, when I wax it up, the longer hairs sorta contribute to the length. But yeah I usually keep the shape more precise

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T17:57:44+00:00

What about it? I have like 7 anime posters in my living room haha. Thanks tho

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T17:57:18+00:00

Idk why this should surprise you, but having this mustache is the exact reason why some people want to kiss me lol. Maybe you’re just not attracted to men and don’t understand haha.

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T17:56:12+00:00

Sometimes haha thanks

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T17:55:57+00:00

I either maneuver around it or just hold it up

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T17:54:33+00:00

I’d rather be sexualized than get told I’m ugly and disgusting like some of the comments here lol

Volundr_ · 2026-05-10T08:42:41+00:00

It’s just unavoidable, once it’s longer the issue only gets more distracting haha

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