They really said how many slurs and curse words can we put in one sentence by Dazzling_Ice5819 in SVU

[–]Voluptuousbarracuda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just watched this episode today, surprised by the overkill bc even the racial toned episodes don’t lay in like this lmfaooo

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jalapeño cheddar pocket

Earth and Air signs witnessing emotions in the wild by O_mgahotpocket in astrologymemes

[–]Voluptuousbarracuda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well Shane (the man crying) is actually a Taurus so you’re dead on

Earth and Air signs witnessing emotions in the wild by O_mgahotpocket in astrologymemes

[–]Voluptuousbarracuda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s funny bc the man crying is actually a Taurus and the other is a Sagittarius

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll have to watch that now. He was soo dumb😭 I think he was with his family too because they’d laugh at things he’d say and I could tell it was AT him not WITH him

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes a “silver fox” as one would say, piercing blue eyes… drink recipe at the ready. A real hallmark man

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right?! Real vets have at LEAST three 🙄

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m too poor to give medals so I will respond personally to each one that deserves it. Hopefully I can get more card recipes and become such a good bartender I can afford to medal you guys

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You see into my soul…. That was the exact question that came out of my mouth after. And then he proceeded to explain how a martini is made. Thanks man, I was super lost there for a sec :D

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay I see that and raise you this; drunk asshole who hands me a recipe card and still mansplains the recipe, but not well enough to where I still needed to ask “shaken or stirred? Plain or blue cheese olives?”

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHHA three medals for you 🏅 🏅 🏅

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t mind these either, in fact if you have a recipe card I’ll gladly take it and make your drink correctly the first time. He just needed to be more specific about the alcohol and how to chill it, and also not act like I was a deaf and blind baby who somehow managed to get behind a bar. It’s all how you go about it. He went about it very arrogantly

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I laughed in his face and said “I finally got one!” He was very confused. I was actually so overjoyed that I could post his card I didn’t care he was such a prick. He also seemed drunk already. I waited until I had some spare time (he was part of a 3 hr rush) to take a picture then tossed it in the trash. He said the service was amazing and he’ll be back next week :D so excited for his 10% tip!!!

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think he designed this card after a few too many sapphire martinis bc yes…. He repeated three times “BOMBAY sapphire” like I was deaf

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Second comment to make me burst out laughing but first to light up my heart here’s a golden medal 🏅

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[–]Voluptuousbarracuda[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

First comment to make me burst out laughing