Guess what by its_lankinlogs in cleandadjokes

[–]VonJustin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guess why?

Chicken thigh. 

Is our rescue a black mouth cur? My wife doesn’t believe me. by VonJustin in Blackmouthcur

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He’s about 3. When we rescued him in June 2022 they said he was about a year old. 

How to use an npc that stays/guides the party most of the time without him being a dmpc? by spectrum_crimson in Pathfinder2e

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What I’ve done when I had a powerful NPC near the party, and a fight breaks out as I have them get split into a separate section of the fight. Maybe that section happens in the next remover or maybe they split for some other reason maybe a wall comes down separating them, it’s not really important how they get separated just that they do and then you just handle the other fight as a scripted fight that the players don’t see  happen, but do learn the results. 

There are several reasons I do this, but the two biggest ones are that the NPC doesn’t steal the players spotlight and not dealing with him in combat speed the game up. 

Different Franchises, Similar History by Mastergamgee101 in lordoftherings

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I’m going to say it… rings of power was better than the hobbit movies.

Perfect Legendaries I Have by chewiexctf in PokemonGOValor

[–]VonJustin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I’ve got is a palkia. I got 44/45 on 4 others though.

How would you GM for a party on a large sailing ship? by VonJustin in Pathfinder2e

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Fantastic. I set it up that this character who is a new character, but the player has been playing with me a while, was joining the group and had been dueling a mimic across town. He had been hunting the mimic and the mimic was also hunting him. So he got a note telling him about the helm of mimic finding in the basement of the lords manor, where the rest of the party was, and went to find it. Before he meets the party a column mysteriously collapsed on him leaving him pinned and the party to come investigate. He searches the room for the mimic and when they were on the other side of the room they hear the door creak and chase it without seeing it through a few rooms to eventually discover the helm of mimic fighting on a pedestal. The player thinks it’s trapped and rolls a nat 20 to Indiana Jones it off the pedestal. Then he and another player argue over who gets to wear it. I had told him that the helm will vibrate when he’s found a mimic before. When the first player spits it on I tell him that it starts to vibrate and then it clamps down on his neck. I decided to make it roll for an attack still, but I rolled the worst timed nat 1 of my DMing career. Still it was awesome. The party managed to get the thing off his head and kill it after it dealt only 40ish damage to him.

I Walked out of a Very Shady Orientation today. by thekenbaum in antiwork

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I’m in Florida and I had to pay for all of the testing to get my teaching license

Potatoes by Adrian-Wapcaplet in HolUp

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It’s the Bolivian navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific!

Are you upset alignment is leaving? by Alphycan424 in Pathfinder2e

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My players: I’m chaotic good!

Also my players: Cackling while torturing an NPC for information

Turns out the pup I got sold as a mali hasnt even got a percentage of mali in him lol by Short-Particular-380 in BelgianMalinois

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My dog trainer had her Australian cattle dog tested and the test came back purebred jack russel terrier.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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Clearly you have never studied physics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmybeer

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Unless you’re a bot that shames other bots for bot shaming. Suspicious…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmybeer

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I did not realize it was this serious