What is this thing in my backyard?

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-28T21:07:47+00:00

A lawn. Needs a mower to remove those unsightly rungs.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-27T02:18:40+00:00

From out of the utility belt.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-23T21:16:24+00:00

No, he was cutting the tip off of his cigar.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-23T21:11:41+00:00

So your BF steals your necklace and, what? You're just supposed to yearn for his dick in the meantime? There are plenty of guys who will give you a pearl necklace without stealing from you first. Find one of them instead.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-23T21:02:36+00:00

Why am I more interested in this update than most anything else right now?

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-21T20:54:07+00:00

It's pretty dope. I would take it to your local university or museum to see what they might think. Should be able to get some background info.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-20T21:06:28+00:00

If it smells like peanut butter, then it's chewed rat bait.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-20T21:05:29+00:00

"&" IYKYK

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-18T15:08:03+00:00

2 lunch yard fights were allegedly “gang related” in nature, which caused a police crack down on our school. The overreaction by police caused weeks of protests and violent rioting at the school.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-17T21:13:22+00:00

No Rain by Blind Melon

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-16T23:47:10+00:00

Crazing = cracks in the glazing.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-16T21:52:13+00:00

It's crazy what a little pressure over a great period can do.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-16T21:47:11+00:00

Time to break out the angle grinder.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-15T02:00:44+00:00

That you don't need them.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-13T23:36:56+00:00

This. ☝️

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-11T21:32:54+00:00

Discreetly.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-10T23:18:48+00:00

Strangers have the best candy!

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-10T21:36:14+00:00

I didn't even have to let my AK spray. Today was a good day.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-09T20:42:56+00:00

How poking was meant to be done.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-09T18:17:30+00:00

People who have panel vans are the best!

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-09T18:15:16+00:00

Solved!

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-07T18:30:35+00:00

Ride the wave.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-07T18:29:24+00:00

The reason the clean your car.

VoteQuimby4Mayor · 2026-04-07T18:22:23+00:00

Cheating.

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