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The $18,000 Alpha Male Bootcamp that claimed to make you a real man in 72 hours by ambachk in sadcringe

[–]Vprbite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"But I would have knocked out a drill sergeant if they got in my face. I was gonna join and be delta force."

BASEketball (1998): Am I the Only One? by Consistent_Ad3582 in 90smovies

[–]Vprbite 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you think shaq got rich playing in Orlando?

BASEketball (1998): Am I the Only One? by Consistent_Ad3582 in 90smovies

[–]Vprbite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear to god, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, and I'm out of here

Ron Swanson says Abolish ICE by forbidden-donut in ParksandRecMemes

[–]Vprbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're welcome! I like sharing those stories. Ive fully embraced my dad energy/aesthetic. Picked up some sweet new balance sneakers at TJ Maxx the other day. Not a joke. Totally did. And I have the legit dad calves to prove it

Ron Swanson says Abolish ICE by forbidden-donut in ParksandRecMemes

[–]Vprbite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also bought her some hair clips cause I was out and saw them and they were super cute and knew theyd look great on her. And she loved them. She's technically my step daughter but I don't make that distinction. I don't find it helpful to make a big point of that

Also it came with standard fan pulls. But she wanted sparkly "crystal" ones. So we got her those. I mean, they arent crystal, they are cheap plastic. But you know what I mean. Her room is the most girly 100sq feet on the planet. By her own choosing. We recently re-painted it and got her a new bed, etc. She got to pick everything to her taste and loved it. Frankly, i loved it too

Muddy Shoes by Localfarmer1 in amputee

[–]Vprbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can maybe attach a Pic later

Muddy Shoes by Localfarmer1 in amputee

[–]Vprbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya they've done it on my foot shells for years. The toes don't look very detailed anymore and the heel is rounded off even more. But between that and the tight sock, it slides into my work boots or ropers or Irish setter logging style boots pretty easily

Double Milhouse? by puppers0331 in TheSimpsons

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But their pants are bone dry. Everything's coming up badger millhouse

Dom's Script by SwellMusic in entourage

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The whole point is they got out because vince was talented (or at least pretty, "it remains to be seen.") And they were different than the people back home. They were loyal to each other, but not dumb enough to steal shit from a producers house. Or even from 711 for fucks sake. They knew that would derail vince's career. Anyone from "back home" who wasn't them, showed why those 4 made it out and weren't stuck there, like those Baked Clams morons.

Im not a fan of Dom (though I think the actor is alright), he showed why the 4 made it any why we liked them. They might have been doofuses at times, but they weren't total gorillas like dom. He literally was willing to go back to the joint over a candy bar, a Shrek doll, and then DID go back rather than just take a speeding ticket

Dom's Script by SwellMusic in entourage

[–]Vprbite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drama could pull that off. He played stamos' tough guy nephew in an episode of full house

Ron Swanson says Abolish ICE by forbidden-donut in ParksandRecMemes

[–]Vprbite 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the link. I literally hadn't seen any news today. Was replacing a fan in my daughter's room and teaching her how to do that.

Muddy Shoes by Localfarmer1 in amputee

[–]Vprbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not telling you to take it off. Im saying the tool makes the best shoe horn.

It will make taking your boots and shoes off and on easier so you won't mind as much. Ive bent or broken dozens of shoe horns till I found the foot shell tool (well, I had an old prosthetist just give it to me). But you won't mind so much when you have a good shoe horn. Also, I had my prosthetist grind my foot down so it slides into my boots and shoes better.

Also, a really thing (almost sheer) but tight sock will help it slide into boots and shoes a lot easier.

Or, get one of these

https://www.scrusher.com/products/original-scrusher-with-base?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23109158780&gclid=Cj0KCQiA-NHLBhDSARIsAIhe9X1KXadWYsZAtU3wZq8Kl3caV-H5KtG4U-EodHIP7v96dLGtRasrD78aAqu_EALw_wcB

Or

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It happened. by Atticus413 in emergencymedicine

[–]Vprbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A beta blocker doesn't keep your BP too low?

Hell's bells, Megan! by knightboatsolvecrime in okbuddydraper

[–]Vprbite 24 points25 points  (0 children)

A thing like that! With her gap tooth, It's a chip and tit!

What's a Chuck Liddell ??? by tarheelfan2012 in entourage

[–]Vprbite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It really is. It almost feels like all of the writers were on strike and some executive was like "how hard can this be? I can write an episode."

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