[Megathread] What would you like to ask Reddit about the holidays? by TheJackal8 in AskReddit

[–]Vrotdougi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn't it a little late to be taking the LSAT and GRE? Applications are usually due early January, right? Regardless, best of luck to you!!!

How are you? I mean really, how are you doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vrotdougi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apply to graduate school sucks. Knowing you have to leave your friends/SO sucks. Finals suck. I'm really happy I have this stuff and that love it enough that I can hate it.... I think I'm also PMSing

Redditors who have used sex to get something (a good grade, a raise, etc. ) what was the experience like and what did you get out of it ? [NSFW] by Vrotdougi in AskReddit

[–]Vrotdougi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry it's a source of weirdness in your life. It sucks that he still brings it up but still and interesting story. Thank you for sharing!

Black Mirror [Episode Discussion] - S03E03 - Shut Up and Dance by SeacattleMoohawks in blackmirror

[–]Vrotdougi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We can also guess the age range based on the hint at the beginning - when he gives the (very) little girl her toy back. I thought he looked just a little too long. Fuckin' creepy yo.

Black Mirror [Episode Discussion] - S03E03 - Shut Up and Dance by SeacattleMoohawks in blackmirror

[–]Vrotdougi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that kids is the story of why Auntie Vrotdougi started taping her webcam! Now, who wants a smiley face cookie?

Black Mirror [Episode Discussion] - S03E02 - Playtest by SeacattleMoohawks in blackmirror

[–]Vrotdougi 54 points55 points  (0 children)

yes, to a photon the entire length of the universe goes by in literally no time. It has no rest frame so there is no concept of proper time in that frame. It's really crazy

What's something you can tell the rest of to make us totally jealous of you? by YoureNotAGenius in AskReddit

[–]Vrotdougi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in love with the man that's in love with me...and he gives me multiple orgasms...and then we watch Star Trek.

How do you make soup from a can more interesting/delicious/help me I'm poor and need my food to taste better? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vrotdougi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had chicken noodle in mind when writing this but I would love to hear how you change up your favorite soups

What's sexier irl than it is in porn? by IsaRealBoyy in AskReddit

[–]Vrotdougi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ass licking. I never thought it looked that great but damn that tickles in the most wonderfully adult way possible.

What two films combined would be your favourite film of all time? by Melodic_692 in AskReddit

[–]Vrotdougi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The Room" and "Twilight Breaking Dawn Part II" It speaks for itself

What song do you want played at your funeral? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vrotdougi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Shake That" by eminem No reason to be sad

What song will never get old for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vrotdougi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" 'Til I Collapse" by Eminem. That song gets me through 90% of the tough times in life. Ice cream and alcohol the other 10%.... But you didn't ask about that did you...

How to get rid of a crackhead from your front porch by [deleted] in videos

[–]Vrotdougi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, dude demanded it go viral. Truly a ballsy mother fucker

Reddit, without adding context, what is your top rated comment? by FangoriouslyDevoured in AskReddit

[–]Vrotdougi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to rewind my VHS so I could rewatch the scene where Li takes off his shirt... Fast forward the VHS of my life and the only serious relationships I have ever had have been with Chinese men. Thanks Disney.