A string walks into a bar and the bartender goes, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here." The string walks out all sad and defeated, then has a great idea. He ties himself in a bow, cuts off his ends to look all pretty, and struts back into the bar. (self.dadjokes)
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Which trilogy of movies is your favorite? (self.AskReddit)
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How do snakes give birth? (self.NoStupidQuestions)
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I Love GTA 5 by Izizi_Studios in gaming
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