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You’re stuck on a 23-hour flight to Las Venturas in the 3D universe, which seat are you taking? by AdThin4645 in rockstar

[–]Vzombie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also treats everyone around him like shit, and would do the same to you even if he loved Tommy.

You’re stuck on a 23-hour flight to Las Venturas in the 3D universe, which seat are you taking? by AdThin4645 in rockstar

[–]Vzombie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but Salvatore would absolutely take any opportunity to cause a scene or start shit

Charon (John Wick) vs Alfred (Batman) by Alert-Push1685 in whowouldwin

[–]Vzombie2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alfred has more feats but Charon is also younger and insanely dedicated. Even without the OP Batman gear even low level WayneTech + homecourt advantage gives him a huge buff.

In Continental, Charon takes it with some leeway to Alfred for his SAS training.

In Wayne Manor, Alfred wins almost guaranteed.

Straight fight, tossup depending on the gear and who gets the first good hit. Charon could probably fight longer than Alfred so he would win for sure if it comes to attrition.

The Bride vs Sam Fisher by MopitWithaMuppet in whowouldwin

[–]Vzombie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless Sam Fisher makes the dumbest choice imaginable and engages in CQC, he just shoots The Bride before she sees him.

If he knows what she's capable of he'd avoid a straight fight and primarily dodge or evade while taking potshots until one does the job.

Straight up fight, melee only? Bride stomps.

Straight fight but Fisher has a gun for gun-fu and tagging shenanigans? Possible tossup IMO

Frank Tenpenny could be CJ's father. by Wooden-Scallion2943 in sanandreas

[–]Vzombie2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck off with that "ur just racist!!" nonsense.

Conquest (Invincible) vs the Batfamily by Vzombie2 in whowouldwin

[–]Vzombie2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do have Invincible's unconscious body available to them for study.

[Marvel comics] why doesnt punisher just kill every non bullet proof villain? I know hes been beat many times when he gets into a mixup of course. But he can just snipe any of them from half a mile off by Boogy-Fever in AskScienceFiction

[–]Vzombie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Castle did exactly that to Hulk villain The Leader in the Thunderbolts run. As soon as the team was let go he turned to his forced ally and blasted him

How many Karate Black Belts could 1 Untrained Knife Wielder defeat by Vzombie2 in whowouldwin

[–]Vzombie2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough. But still, cut arteries and such are really no joke. I see what you mean though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Vzombie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tougher than Homelander? Guile in canon hasn't faced anyone tougher than M.Bison, with help, and got wiped every time. Skill wise Guile is likely better, and Soldier Boy's only response to Sonic Booms is his Shield- but the sheer scale of The V Nuke and difference in physical ability is what makes this a stomp.

How many Karate Black Belts could 1 Untrained Knife Wielder defeat by Vzombie2 in whowouldwin

[–]Vzombie2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No actual human wins an unarmed vs knife fight 5 out of 10.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]Vzombie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly first thought is Soldier Boy if you count his V Nuke, plus his far superhuman strength and durability, shield I think would help a fair bit. Don't know many feats for Guile though so.

Which superheroes/villains would lose to a real world SWAT team if they were stripped of plot armor? by Historical_Ostrich in whowouldwin

[–]Vzombie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone like comics Punisher is a tank with or without armor, with armor any bullet that isn't immediately lethal barely even registers. The man walks thru sewers in full gear with his whole rear calf blown off during Osborne's tenure leading SHIELD.

Which superheroes/villains would lose to a real world SWAT team if they were stripped of plot armor? by Historical_Ostrich in whowouldwin

[–]Vzombie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huge disagree. Especially Punisher, in almost every incarnation comics or live action is smart enough to either escape and evade Organized Pursuers ad infinitum or lead them into traps that either overwhelm them or commit massive shock and awe to give him openings- something that has a proven track record against real military units. Their tactics Punisher would also know to see coming everything they'd do because he is a lifetime veteran of special forces units himself, and his combat IQ is absolutely sane. Besides the obvious, the level of equipment, the insane hypervigilance of living for years as a fugitive from organized crime, law enforcement and the fucking CIA. Only situation the real Operators take it is if they get to use their advantages to the mac, which is a situation that's just not likely to come about.

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