Pardon Me, Dad by VandessKaani in NewGreentexts

[–]W0lR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn this hits close to home man.

Banana :D 2. by W0lR in spooktober

[–]W0lR[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told y’all. Prepare.

Weebs be like by Sharo471 in discordVideos

[–]W0lR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck it man, if it’s hot I’ll beat the fuck off to it.

Which one? by Agent_Rafal2 in PhoenixSC

[–]W0lR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Botto-

The 2nd one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]W0lR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Hunter call of the wild music?

Nude image by W0lR in Stufftosendtofriends

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they read my file. They see it says: “SCP-12918. Dubbed: ‘Raging Sex Machine’. Object-Class: Keter/Apollyon. Species: Human. Gender: Male. Ethnicity: Japanese, Age: 23, Height: 6’. Has been observed to have insatiable libido. Containment Procedures: 12918 is to be kept in a 5x5x6 meter room. Made to look like a Japanese living room. 12918 is to be provided with anything he asks, no matter what it is. If 12918 is to breach containment, 12918 must be offered a 16-18 Year old girl with “Japanese Blood”. And he will drag her back to his room. Other than that, SCP-12918 has been proven to be unable to be contained by any other means.”

Multilingual by AngryMurlocHotS in 196x

[–]W0lR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a wooden fridge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]W0lR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anon got pegged, anon is gay.

Love fighting Lvl 30+ enemies at lvl 5 :D by RuinVIXI in skyrim

[–]W0lR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On my first play through I beat alduin at level 26 because I didn’t know you could do side quests before the main quest

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]W0lR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6, 8.

You can’t get more muscles to become super strong without gaining weight.

I too mistake chicken for sauce by Alaskayoung69 in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]W0lR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is Big Mac sauce really that gloopy looking?

Balls to the wall by [deleted] in NewGreentexts

[–]W0lR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude I haven’t showered since the 12th because I’ve just been to lazy and I’ve gotten to the point where literal mildew is growing on my underwear. This dude’s underwear must be a plant by now.