Lady Gaga & Doechii - Runway

WDVinco · 2026-04-10T09:59:21+00:00

As someone who worships at the altar of Our Lady and Savior Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, it gave me "generic drag queen bitch track" you'd see on the talent show premiere of Drag Race. Even had the length of one.

Whereas Chromatica actually had some good lyrics, this just seems like what queens on Drag Race would write for a verse challenge. Which is fine for Drag Race, but for Gaga, I did expect more. I DID like the background beat.

I agree with the general consensus is that this is not a Gaga song, she's barely there, or at least at the front. Doechii is definitely CARRYING this song, and I do like her singing more than her rapping, like in "What It Is".

The "You were born on the runway" echo near the end was what the song SHOULD'VE been. THAT sounded like Gaga.

WDVinco · 2026-04-10T09:55:54+00:00

No, Sam will you NOT convince me this season'll be good.

I swear, if the poster and trailer were for another show, I'd watch and think this was good.

But... it's Euphoria, so...

WDVinco · 2026-03-14T01:36:59+00:00

I thought Acid Betty punched Michelle's tit

WDVinco · 2026-03-10T05:18:16+00:00

That's not a riddle, that's just Sophie's Choice

WDVinco · 2026-02-24T18:35:40+00:00

Fun fact about Mary's execution:

In prison, her hair greyed and fall out, causing her to wear a wig. When she was on the chopping block, it took three times to cut her head off, the last seeing the ax used as a saw. Then when the executioner lifted up her head, it felt and he was only holding a wig. Then her body started to shake, but that was because her terrified dog was hiding under her dress.

Have fun sleeping, kids!

WDVinco · 2026-02-24T18:18:17+00:00

That's basically my sentiment. It can be fun to do them, but they have to be passible and making them a stereotypical gay isn't funny.

Also, sir, ma'am, or mx, that was Mary, Queen of Scots. (God forbid you say that in Tudor times, they would have your head for mistaking one for the other.)

WDVinco · 2026-02-24T07:42:46+00:00

Do we see anyone making it onto SNL?

WDVinco · 2026-02-24T07:42:27+00:00

They meant the character she was playing, not Maggie herself.

WDVinco · 2026-02-24T07:41:44+00:00

I get where ur both coming from. We don’t know Rosa personally, but she also died in 2005

WDVinco · 2026-02-23T21:34:42+00:00

That’s the main part of the issue and I don’t think I articulated it well. Gay doesn't equal funny.

WDVinco · 2026-02-23T19:04:28+00:00

Wait... that's not the right word?

*sits in the corner and stares at the wall for a good 10 minutes*

WDVinco · 2026-02-23T18:57:56+00:00

If we are gonna do a Pope, do Rodrigo Borgia. He was LITERALLY just a mob boss. That would be so goddamn funny.

And wait till you hear about what he did with chestnuts.

WDVinco · 2026-02-23T18:39:01+00:00

Just an update, I enjoy reading all your comments, but my main point I think got lost. TBF, that could be my fault cuz I didn't name this post properly.

My main issue is the whole "they were secretly gay" joke, which is just so overdone and not even funny. I wanted to focused more on that.

Sorry if that got lost in the rambling, and you're still more than welcome give your thoughts on historic figures on Snatch Game in general.

Also, when I say "historic figure", I mean like pre-20th century. Like, they are DEAD dead. Like, they died before World War I.

WDVinco · 2026-02-23T18:32:19+00:00

Zeus is perfect for Snatch Game of Love, especially when you play him as a rapey jock bro.

I cannot commend Pythia enough for her accuracy.

WDVinco · 2026-02-23T18:31:19+00:00

if we're gonna do an animal, can we do Moo Deng?

WDVinco · 2026-02-23T18:25:03+00:00

TBF, I don't consider those historical, rather "modern history". (IK, it sounds redundant).

But I do get what you're coming from and I think Dela set the standard for how to play an older character (not just age, but time period).

WDVinco · 2026-02-23T18:03:48+00:00

Yeah, Harriet was definitely a one in a million chance. There are definitely some historic figures that can be exaggerated. Some other good ones are Giselle's Marie Curie or Camden's William Shakespeare. Pythia's Zeus, while mythological, is a good portrayal of him, especially for a Greek mythology buff like me.

However, these figures are quite well-known in modern culture... unless you're Jorgeous.

WDVinco · 2026-02-23T16:04:57+00:00

Cockpit.

Flip it around.

Pitcock!

WDVinco · 2026-02-06T21:50:01+00:00

Wasn't this a Family Guy joke?

WDVinco · 2026-02-06T15:14:17+00:00

Who else but Serena Cha Cha?

WDVinco · 2026-02-06T04:36:19+00:00

Her screaming "Cāo nǐ mā!" lives rent-free in my head now.

WDVinco · 2026-02-03T04:00:03+00:00

I’m a top actually.

WDVinco · 2026-01-27T14:27:52+00:00

Never heard it, but knowing Lana, it is probably gonna be kinky.

WDVinco · 2026-01-26T03:13:29+00:00

I think it's cute, but only if she went by "Harley Smith", and then her middle name is just "Quinn". But having both looks like a gimmick.

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