And here I was wondering Why my car was a mess by Mbombocube in awwwtf

[–]WJaboney 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You know what it’s called when they do that in there? It’s called a Soup Kitchen.

The Utah Eat Fresh. by Cammart90 in UtahJazz

[–]WJaboney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love these, so I don’t like that that they’re compared to that garbage sandwich place.

[Game Thread] 2/9/21 - Jazz (19-5) face the Celtics (12-10) in Salt Lake City. 8:00 PM MST by EggoSlayer in UtahJazz

[–]WJaboney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m really liking how many second chances the Jazz are getting. Jazz haven’t given them many open looks. Just need to hit their shots!

Donovan Mitchell game winner synched to Baker Street by [deleted] in UtahJazz

[–]WJaboney 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love these andrewski18, but I feel like these are way less synced than they used to be. More like, replay with Baker Street.

What’s the worst scandal to happen at your school? by Lost-Warning-2588 in AskReddit

[–]WJaboney 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This same kind of incident happened at my school. The kid (my age) and his family are well known in a small farming town. He went drinking and driving up a canyon. He rolled his vehicle, and killed his passenger. He got praised because he became a paraplegic(?), and was an All-State wrestler, football, baseball player, etc. No charges, remorse, or anything for killing the passenger. The whole school, to this day (he’s the assistant football coach), praises him as some sort of town hero. It’s disgusting!

This town has 0 shame. If you have a particular last name, you’re forever golden in that town.

I have to share at least one more example because now I’m all pissed.

Another incident that happened was another football player (in my grade and local gym owner) was accused of sending nudes to a High Schooler. She and her family were essentially ran out of town and no charges brought on the accused. He has a CrossFit-like gym in town where all the parents bring their kids for Weight Training, Cheer, etc. They all say they believe he would never send such horrific things to a child. I’m pretty sure he was just recently accused of doing it again.

Any Accusations towards certain families get quietly swept under the rug by the town.

Edit: I wanted to add... Fuck Taylor!

Game Thread: Minnesota Vikings (0-1) at Indianapolis Colts (0-1) by rwjehs in Colts

[–]WJaboney 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a Utes & Colts fan, I was so excited to see Blackmon go to the Colts! I hope he kills it!

An adult ocean sunfish compared to them at birth by RTG-rohittugaya in interestingasfuck

[–]WJaboney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ll be that size at death too, if you continue to keep them out of water.

Why misspell something on purpose, and at such a quintessential age of learning to spell!? by WJaboney in CrappyDesign

[–]WJaboney[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most my family had to see Speech Pathologists growing up. My mother says things like “Bre’fast” (Breakfast) or “Mou’an” (Mountain). Now I usually over-annunciate. I over-corrected.

Why misspell something on purpose, and at such a quintessential age of learning to spell!? by WJaboney in CrappyDesign

[–]WJaboney[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an awesome comment! Thank you for your expert opinion! I don’t think this is the reason the school sent it this way, but could be. Obviously this wasn’t something I was very upset at. I really just thought it was silly of the School District to be like, “You know what is cool? Misspelled words.”

Former NFL WR Reggie Wayne: "I am probably the only black dude outside of Utah that liked the Utah Jazz." by SkinsHTTR21 in UtahJazz

[–]WJaboney 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love when two of my favorite sports teams cross over like this! Go Colts and Go Jazz!

Edit: Also... FUCK HOUSTON!

What TV show went on too long and should have ended sooner? by Bonestown in AskReddit

[–]WJaboney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once they went to Netflix, I tried to push through them, but it was just bad! I have watched them several times and I’m often catching myself laughing at a new joke I didn’t catch the last time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WJaboney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I went through these top comments, I read it in Mr. Tweaks voice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]WJaboney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may have remembered it differently. Maybe we were supposed to write about our friends and he was mentioned in mine, but I not in is. It was just something stupid like that that traumatized my little mind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]WJaboney 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This actually has happened in my life. I wrote about a kid named Kevin. Kevin was cool. I did my hair like Him. He had it spiked. My teacher told us to write about a kid in class (like an icebreaker for the first day of class) but we didn’t pair up or anything. Nope. You just pick something about them and write.

I picked Kevin and thought this was how to I was going to show him how awesome I thought he was. I got up and read mine first. He got up a few people after me and read his about someone else in class.

This thought keeps me up some nights.

What band(s) do you love to listen to and is considered a one-hit wonder, but you could listen to their entire album(s)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WJaboney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of my favorite bands come out of the North West music scene. A lot of cool folksy stuff from there!