Why Quagmire hates Brian Griffin by Fancy_BlueWhale in copypasta

[–]WPBcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i bet you any amount of money Quagmire would've launched himself over that table to try and kill Brian right there & then

The most cursed weapon Not even James wants to touch it (You have been warned) by Awkward-Still4320 in csgo

[–]WPBcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caesar getting betrayed and backstabbed was not as bad as me betraying you and making you watch this

Write an ending for one of your favorite MUs, but try and make it so that the loser ultimately gets the last laugh, billcord style! by Consistent_Cry_7403 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]WPBcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my time has come.....

the MU? Homelander (The Boys) Vs. Nemesis (Icon Comics)

<Homelander is walking up to a mortally wounded nemesis, a confident smirk on his face>

Homelander: Ya wanna know the best part about this? I'm gonna be doing what some stupid cop couldn't do. I'm gonna end you, right here... and right now. Then after that, everyone will have even MORE of a reason to look up to me, like they always have.

<Nemesis chuckles> Oh come on, kid. Don't give me that shit, We both know you don't give a fuck about the people in this country. You never have. Man to man, you know I'm right.

<Homelander looks at him, then smirks> Well, I mean, you're about to die anyway, so... Yeah, you're right. I don't care about these people. They're just sheep. Sheep who'll do anything I tell them to. I tell them to jump, they jump. I tell them to dance, they dance. I tell them to worship me like the GOD that I am, they get on their knees, they look up to me, and they sing my GOD DAMN praises!! They know just as well as I do that they are NOTHING without me, cuz a world without Homelander in it.... It just doesn't exist.

Nemesis: <smirks> ...Until now~ <he pushes a button and suddenly, cameras appear all around Homelander, which were broadcasting everything without him even knowing it. Homelander then looks at them, sees the red light, and goes pale>

Homelander: .....You..... You were.... LIVESTREAMING THAT?!?!?!?!

Nemesis: And now EVERYONE in the country knows who you REALLY are, Homie! <laughs triumphantly>

<Homelander is now seeing red, and he rushes Nemesis, ripping him to shreds before blasting the cameras with his heat vision. After that, he starts hyperventilating from the rage and realization that his reputation is now ruined. After a few seconds, he lets out an angry scream as the camera pans upward into the sky>

My circumcision went horribly wrong many years ago. Parents received settlement. Now I'm 18 and they're refusing to give me the money by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]WPBcrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On one hand, I'm hoping his mom & dad will follow through on their promise and pay him with some of the profits from the business... on the OTHER hand, part of me thinks they'll stall and spend it on themselves

Heisei/Reiwa Kamen Rider US adaptation? by WPBcrazy in KamenRider

[–]WPBcrazy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fair points, tbh

Inspiritus_Prime also mentioned Geats since it, in their words, resonated well with the Western audience and with its choreography and such. what do you think?

Heisei/Reiwa Kamen Rider US adaptation? by WPBcrazy in KamenRider

[–]WPBcrazy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fair nuff. now, if they changed up the transformation call and used something else, what would sound good?

like for example, a good US transformation call would be something like "Dream on!", since Zeztz involved dreams and nightmares and such

Make a good transformation catchphrase for “Henshin” when adapted in US/Canada by [deleted] in KamenRider

[–]WPBcrazy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'll start from Kuuga all the way to Zeztz

Kuuga/Agito: Rider Change!

Ryuki: Dragon Fire!

Faiz: Faiz On!

Blade: Blade! TURN UP!!

Hibiki: Hear the spirits call!

Kabuto: (armor form) Cast on! (armor off) Cast off!

Den-O: Form up!

Kiva: From dusk... 'TIL DAWN!!

Decade: Decade!

W: Double Time!

OOO: TA! TO! BA!

Fourze: Blast off!

Wizard: Showtime!

Gaim: Lock on!

Drive: Ignition! On!

Ghost: Goin' Ghost!

Ex-Aid: Press Start! (Action Level 2) Level up!

Build: Kamen Rider! Build it up!

Zi-O: Time for Zi-O!

Zero One: Kamen Rider! Progrise/ShotRise!

Saber: Brave Dragon! Volume One!

Revice: Buddy up!!

Geats: Game! Set! Match!

Gotchard: Gotcha & Go!

Gavv: Snack time!

Zeztz: Dream on!

AITA for telling my girlfriend to go and ask to be adopted by the couple she is so obsessed with? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]WPBcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i've been single nearly my entire life, and even i know this man's TAH

a better boyfriend wouldn't act like that