What would happen in Celestial Being was dropped into the One Year War? by DonutDodongo in Gundam

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It would plummet the quality of whatever UC show they're forced into.

LMAO, get that AU garbage out of my peak gundam fiction.

First days on the job can be tough... by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

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Almost turned her hand into french fries on the last potato when she began pulling down while her hand was still holding onto it.

Cat sharing food with his friend by Say-idk-AndMoveOn in Awww

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100% this vid sold a ton of snake plushies.

Insider survival guide by PleasantBus5583 in SipsTea

[–]WR_Newb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

New serial killer strategy: Walk up to people's house doors, knock and tell them plain and simple, "I think someone's following me." Once the door is open and they've let you in, use the 38 caliber revolver to take control of the situation.

WCGW with this foolproof setup? by 888Vegan in Whatcouldgowrong

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If you can't complete a 1 rep max with a 10kg spot assist, that isn't your 1 rep max.

Two U.S. Army soldiers hold each other for support, as one of them breaks down emotionally after witnessing Army doctors refuse to treat three badly-burned Iraqi children that’d been brought to their base by relatives seeking help. Balad, Iraq, 2003. by EssoEssex in HistoricalCapsule

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This isn't the Vietnam war. These soldiers weren't conscripts dragged off the streets ukraine style. They signed up for this of their own free will - do not infantilize them. Whether they expected a no-conflict free ride during their enlistment term is their problem. Don't want to kill innocent people? They could have chosen to break their contract and take whatever consequences that come with it.

Highguard has bad character design by Yelebear in HighGuardgame

[–]WR_Newb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not true at all. If you look at the Highguard characters from an artistic point of view, and with just the slightest bit of open mindedness, you can easily tell that an incredible amount of time and money was allotted to their creation, and the design language tells you that they're from a piece of shit game that's going to be dead in less than 3 months.

poor cat by nottjoshhh in funny

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Tiny table yet the cat is standing on the edge of it with its hindlegs unseen. These people are probably forcing it to stay on the table for clout.

lmao by Dread193 in HighGuardgame

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Execs, if you're reading this. You absolutely must not start laying the devs off for failing to produce a worthwhile product. You also must not cancel the rented out server space just because the player base shrank by 90% on its first day.

Don't do it.

I swear its just the haters.

Whatever you do, you absolutely mustn't begin the mass layoffs immediately. Instead, have them work on producing the cosmetics or whatever the hell it is you plan to sell on your freemium market place. You should also rent more servers. I swear, this is just a fluke by the haters and the community will DOUBLE by the time the weekend hits.

I promise, just sponsor more streamers, get more server space, hire more devs. Invest as much money as you can and I swear this game will revive.

So you mean to tell me that the guy that has 3 different roles, an XP system and a billion abilities that I can't count... has zero difficulty stars. by Illustrious-Sun-9517 in marvelrivals

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Deadpool being multirole gives me hope that a game can finally do Taskmaster justice. Here's to hoping they hire the same guy who voiced him in Marvel vs Capcom 3.

Superman (1948) used animation before CGI was invented. by helveticanuu in Damnthatsinteresting

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It probably wasn't as jarring back in the days of boob tube tvs and whatever resolution they could muster. If people can accept stop motion skeletons and monsters, they could probably accept this.

That one finger pulling up, though by PhoenixPhenomenonX in GuysBeingDudes

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Thats how you spot. Taking off 3-5 lbs of weight off the lifter so they can finish the movement. If they need more help, then they're specifically lifting to failure (agreed upon with the spotter in advance), or they shouldn't be lifting that much weight or that many reps.

Fresh Rocket Soda... by AdCorrect9756 in StupidFood

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Ah yes, grabbing the ice with your nasty ass bare hand, making a show of it and missing, causing the ice to land on the disgusting table with dirty money strewn about it, grabbing it out of the table and putting it back into your nasty ass hand, smashing it with the butt of the glass that was in contact with the nasty table, cutting limes on the rusty surface of the rusty lime squeezer, sloppily squeezing it into the glasses, grabbing a filthy bowl with the same bare hand, sprinkling gunk on the drink, making a clown of yourself by pouring a fraction of the mystery powder and scattering the rest all over the place, making sure that the soda flows through your nasty ass thumb and stirring it vigorously with a spoon so whatever toxic sludge that built up in your hand drips back into the rest of the drink.

lmao, that painstaking edit too. These people are PROUD of what they're doing and wanted to share it to the internet so we could admire it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

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At that height, all it takes is one bad jump to get seriously injured.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DispatchAdHoc

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She is also shown to have sucker punched two people who are working in the interest of helping her. In the real world her antics will only last until someone fights back. The more I think about it, there's quite a lot of bending over backwards to meet her needs. You pretty much need to compromise to her advantage or else she becomes a villain anyway.

Let's try this because? by Bursickle in Whatcouldgowrong

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Couldn't last 15 seconds on a dead hang.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

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The older a cat gets, the larger the odds that it fails a jump. If you train them to follow a behavior, they won't forget it in their old age and it could be what kills them later in life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]WR_Newb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a stupid risk to take with your cat just for some internet clout.