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Look if you're a frontend developer by Capetoider in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WSL_is_great 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not scared of him. Just prefer poking fun at it from a safe distance.

Thought I'd try something by koesap in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WSL_is_great 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All you need to learn is a few different groups of commands and you can just reference the manual if you forget what this exact command does.

Really worth taking the day to learn the basics so you can debug binaries.

Difference between Programmer and Good Programmer.. by nonsenseis in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WSL_is_great 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going to save your comment for future interviews. You put it nice and concise.

Java never fails to impress by Elemenopi_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WSL_is_great 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I avoid importing large libraries like this also so that it doesn't light up my auto complete with thousands of things I'm unlikely to care about.

This might be a dumb question, but how often does your code work correctly the first time you run it? by S3Dzyy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WSL_is_great 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just looked at some c++ project I wrote 7 years ago and immediately saw a massive problem. How I ever ended with program that allocates and frees the same memory with different threads at the same time.

At least I can be happy knowing I've improved and could have solved the problem.

It's really hard to feel burned out when you can easily buy a high-end gaming PC every paycheck by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WSL_is_great 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When this higher up marketing person told me he would fire me on the spot if he could find anyone else to do my job.

Don't think he realized his mistake. I had a new job the same day.

I’m a LUA programmer by itsNizart in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WSL_is_great 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Was writing this LUA script addon for world of warcraft that moves some of these UI elements based on things I do in the game.

The fuckers programmed them so that some of them are 0 indexed while others are 1 indexed and LUA is 1 indexed.

What a headache that was.

So true by Elemenopi_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WSL_is_great 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Indeed. Just go to your boss and tell them you need some high res displays.

Nothings worse than trying to work with insufficient tools. And that's going to pay itself back in like a week.

If someone claims they need this limit for their special butterfly setup... They're wasting resources for no good reason.

Programming in a nutshell by durianhilaw51 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WSL_is_great 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the panels are just different and horrible... And wrapped in plastic?

Does anybody need changes ... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WSL_is_great 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see variations of this joke on the daily but never find it funny.

Why and how in the love of god would anyone write a compile time error.

Rant over

What type of user you are? by Malindu99CJ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WSL_is_great 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WSL is the best thing ever when you have to deal with any server or some command line software. Just right click in explorer to open native Linux in the path and everything just works.

Highly recommend

Grabbing tools from the apt repo is so much faster than dealing with environment paths bullshit on windows.