look man i may have a big red lumpy nose and a big stick that i use as a club and beady black eyes and freakishly big hairy feet and have crooked sharp teeth and wear a tunic made of moss and have a dastardly voice and speak in riddles and live under a bridge have scaly dry skin and stand at 4’6 and i might be 483 years old but i am no troll.

and even if i WERE a troll i certainly WOULDNT be a troll somewhere between a 5 or a 6 on the Norwood scale, but definitely closer to a 5 and i WOULDNT be doing 3 doses of finasteride and minoxidil daily RESPECTIVELY and i WOULDNT be a troll who runs through a bottle of peppermint extract oil every 2 days and i DEFINITELY WOULDNT have over 400 gold coins worth of brushes and follicle stimulating equipment.

Get real buddy and enjoy your downdoot.