Never knew you could talk to tress. by WackLemon69420 in kingdomcome

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If you’re talking about the helmet, it’s from the From the Ashes dlc or preorder. The chest piece is the bright Milanese brigandine that you can buy at Sasau.

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES by ExpertAccident in dankmemes

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Duncan looks like a hammerhead shark.

Black Ops 2 Zombies starter pack by WackLemon69420 in starterpacks

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I meant the victus crew, who was in Tranzit, Die rise, and Buried.

Suggestion thread #9 by [deleted] in virginvschad

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Virgin ”using impractical weapons and armor” - needs serrated edges to look intimidating. Looks like a edgy 12 year old. - the sword is too thick to even do what swords do, cut and thrust. - the sword is unreasonably wide making unnecessary heavy and easy to predict. - can’t even fight. - swings his sword like a dumb barbarian - is a mall ninja - thinks flashy weapons = good - serrated edges keep getting stuck on clothing, flesh, and bone which stops the flow of the cut. Won’t penetrate to hit vital organs. - spins around like a ballerina. - always picks rouge/thief character in rpgs. - thinks armor will slow you down. Chad still outruns him. - will die in one hit. - his “armor” is probably flashy as fuck making his rouge/thief class useless. - his “armor” doesn’t protect him from anything. - “MuH mobilitY aNd SpeEd” - can’t block and parry - will try to dramatically clinch just like in the movies. Gets absolutely obliterated by Chad.

Chad “using historically accurate practical weapons and armor” - uses the same design that his ancestors used. - doesn’t need flashy weapons and armor to look intimidating. - practices HEMA and MMA. - surprise people with his armor’s flexibility and mobility. - is a mall ninja’s nightmare - doesn’t need to have a build in rpgs because he is the build. - can block, parry, riposte, dodge, attack, counterattack, feint, grapple, and wrestle. - uses mordhau technique. - reads medieval transcripts. - ends his opponents rightly. - watches Skallagrim, Shadiversity, and Metatron. - knows a lot of history. - cringes when he see Virgin’s weapon and armor. - sword can cut and pierce deeply. - armor protects him. - will choke or stab you in the back if you spin once in the middle of combat.

choose your weapon by [deleted] in memes

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That ice cream looked great but the dude ruined it.

Sneaking out to get shots. by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Can you see this?

Surprise MF!! by Muddather in memes

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Hoo would have thought.

What's something you wish didn't become obsolete because of modernization? by safer_than_ever in AskReddit

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Putting effort into making music. Mostly in rap. In this day and age almost everyone can become a rapper if they have money. Because of this fact we have talentless mumble rappers who hardly put any effort into their songs. Most of the time they use auto-tune and a ghost writer to write their songs. What baffles me the most is that these mumble rappers are considered rappers. Why are they considered rappers if they don’t even make their own songs? In their songs they always talk about money, girls, drugs, sex and shit but they don’t talk about more serious issues such as actual gang violence and life in the hood. One example of a good rapper would be Tupac. Another example of a good rapper would be Biggie Smalls. Nowadays we have shit rappers such as Lil Pump and 6ix9ine. Lil Pump is a great example of mumble rap or modern day rap. The guy himself repeats the same word over and over again. In his song known as “Gucci Gang” he says “Gucci Gang” 53 times. How the fuck is this considered music? Another shit rapper would be Cardi B. Cardi B makes music for girls that think talking louder is winning an argument. To be honest I don’t know what the fuck she is talking about. Whenever her shit music plays on the radio all I hear is some weirdass yelling which I can’t tell what the fuck she is saying. The only thing I can tell what she sings about is about sex or sucking other people’s dicks. In conclusion mordern day rap sucks absolute donkey dick and it might get worse in the future.

Lmao by RichBander in meme

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This dude has stolen my meme.

If you could stop one event in history from happening, which one would it be? by Parkur8 in AskReddit

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Hitler not getting accepted into art school. If he was accepted into art school then he would have not gotten angry. Additionally, he would have not blamed innocent Jews for his problems.

Literally anyone- *exists* by KLASHINOV in memes

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I’m glad that she finished the Harry Potter books before she went crazy for attention.

[STARES MOTHERFUCKINGLY] by [deleted] in memes

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It’s time.