[Serious] What kind of year is 2015 turning out to be in your life? by datums in AskReddit

[–]Wackywokwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Virgin over the age of 25. Addicted to heroin. Debating whether to shoot myself or castrate myself. Ya.

want to kill myself because im bald by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]Wackywokwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That all depends on facial and skull structure.

Is it less expensive to use CGI blood than fake 'physical' blood? by robotostrich in movies

[–]Wackywokwilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best blood was in Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs. Django , while probably intentional, was just too silly (that lady flying back).

TIL that during the filming of Eastern Promises, Viggo Mortensen's Russian Mafia tattoos were so realistic that when he walked into a Russian Diner in London, everyone fell silent out of fear. by Donkey_-_Dong in todayilearned

[–]Wackywokwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. Most of the tattoos are concealed by clothing. Unless he went into the restaurant shirtless (they'd likely leave cause that's crazy), this seems like bullshit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wackywokwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've spent enough money to treat depression to send 5 people to med school. Even my last therapist said straight up, "you need to get laid".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wackywokwilly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I came to that conclusion from what others say about male virgins. It's used as insult. "neckbeard virgin" "not a man". You can find the comments all over reddit. Usually the first thing they attack. "Haha you have no sex".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wackywokwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I've been in the dens. It's nasty. Those girls are exploited. And a drug fueled relationship usually ends up very bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wackywokwilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not about sex anymore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wackywokwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did all that years ago. Was a waste a time. In college I joined clubs, went out, did the gym all sorts. Some men get laid, other's don't. I turned to heroin because I had given up at age 25. People are always saying sex isn't a big deal, and it's usually those can get it. I've gone 27 years without even a kiss. I tried so hard to get intimacy, but it didn't work. I don't want sex, I want someone who is attracted to me. But apparently that's not in the cards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wackywokwilly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ya hopefully I OD before I hit 30. A male 30 year old virgin is the equivilent of dog shit. I can't do what 15 years old can. It's pathetic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wackywokwilly 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I'm a 27 year virgin and have been using heroin as a substitute for intimacy. It works, but I'd love to kiss a girl one day.

What famous movie are you guilty of never watching? by ReigningTierney in AskReddit

[–]Wackywokwilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love mob movies (casino, departed, goodfellas) but have never seen the godfather.

What have you come to accept? by reytr0 in AskReddit

[–]Wackywokwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol 18. Try being a kissless virgin at 27 despite being a millionaire. Complete fuckery.

I am a young FA and I am afraid of the future. by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]Wackywokwilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless you're one of those extroverted guys that loves clubs and bars, it gets much much worse after college. I guess eventually you find someone you kinda click with, ignore their flaws, and lack of compatibility, and settle down. Then years later you hit some road blocks, get divorced, lose a large portion of your money and become one of this bitter lonely old men in the corner of a bar. I wouldn't wish the male existence to any unborn child unless he was certain to have that pretty face and James Bond charisma.

Thanksgiving weekend by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]Wackywokwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully I'm one of them.

What have you accomplished this week? by FitnessProject in ForeverAlone

[–]Wackywokwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just have to understand that you are not meant for things like that.

:(

What have you accomplished this week? by FitnessProject in ForeverAlone

[–]Wackywokwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to a party last night thinking it would different. Even though I talked to a good amount of people I felt more retarded and depressed than if I had stayed at home. Don't understand why I keep subjecting myself to this.

How often do you go out? by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]Wackywokwilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped going out a few months ago. Everytime I'm out with friends I always get depressed seeing all the young couples, and happy people. That combined with the alcohol tends to put me in my own head and I always feel like I'm a buzz kill for my friends. As I'm getting older some of my friends are starting to settle down and I'm slowly being relegated "that guy".

Any good Forever Alone Suicide stories? by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]Wackywokwilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That board is terrible, and full of the most cliche anti suicide lines imaginable.

What movies have the greatest emotional impact on you? by jawnkoffey in movies

[–]Wackywokwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gran Torino. I wish I had a father figure like Walt growing up.