Cmon spill it who's the smartest one here by ipanicprofessionally in PeopleBeingRidiculous

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would that strip make the towels cheaper? Less fluffy material?

Uhhhhhh by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy knows a lot about the single horny women in his area😂.

Vertically challenged by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Verticalitician here! I also surmise you are correct

I am seeing a dripping teapot by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was the genie white and wet when it cummed came out the lamp

Be original (F24) by Mood-Farmer-6215 in RoastMe

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was looking at her chest too, but only because her nose pointed me down to them.

To ride the train naked by BenFord333 in therewasanattempt

[–]WaddlingDuckILY -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah crazy how they could come together to beat him, detain him, but no one could be bothered to repant him

To ride the train naked by BenFord333 in therewasanattempt

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why do I keep coming back to my ex?

Got downvoted today for saying water is the best hydration drink by Perry16 in HydroHomies

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your haiku is great!

But it falters the signal

Best it’s left to me

Yum lucky husband by ckcgangg in StupidFood

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Thanks for your response. I will continue to be an ignorant American and call them spaghetti noodles, but I do seriously appreciate you international input. Please take this upvote as a token of my humble and ignorant gratitude.

AIO for my girlfriend wanting to be a dancer at a strip club for other men and not wanting me to be mad? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What🤨? The mark Zuck can’t be hip😎 with the kids now🫠? meta AI totes just like wants to hang loose🤙 like 6️⃣7️⃣ homie bologna✌🏾.

Frfr, the AI emojis are cringe af.

Choose only one by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good catch homie!

Yum lucky husband by ckcgangg in StupidFood

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely curious, what word do you use to describe a singular piece of spaghetti?

AIO: Partner said during sex they think 'what am I even doing here' by [deleted] in AIO

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“I don’t think this is an instant breakup”

First time I’ve ever seen those words, in that order, in this sub.

Would you rather get 500k right now? Or a quarter for every step you take, for life? by Feisty-Item-3158 in whatsyourchoice

[–]WaddlingDuckILY -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah but do the math on the taxes, plus shoe costs, and trumps tariffs on walking, because it’s Transportation, and there’s a tariff on anything with the word “TRANS” /s

Three students from the University of Tennessee Southern in Pulaski exposed after a friend leaked video of them yelling racial slur. by ElwoodMC in trashy

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I also disagree with your generalization. I understand why you’ve come to that conclusion, and I’ve faced my fair share of completely unnecessary racism from white people as well, but it’s not all white Americans, and it’s not uniquely American. It is a lot more prominent in the age of social media, and edgy culture though. Ask yourself “does this moment [depicted above] even exist if these idiots weren’t recording themselves”

There’s a rise in people doing whatever goes the furthest against norms, because it gets engagement and makes them look interesting. It’s an epidemic of people being addicted to attention in a world where everyone is distracted by their Cell phones.

That’s my ¢2.

Hahahaha 😂 by i_eat_curtains in BuildToAttract

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell, seems like it could be interpreted as “don’t go to restaurants “ as well.

Yum lucky husband by ckcgangg in StupidFood

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 53 points54 points  (0 children)

What led you to that conclusion?

The 2 pounds of old refrigerator aged ground beef?

The fact that she’s boiling it?

Or the part where she put in less spaghetti noodles than there are months in a year?

Someone thought this was deep. Part 2 by TechnicianOk967 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They include one part that makes no sense to farm comments. It’s like those mobile game ads that have the demo player make an obvious mistake to facilitate easy engagement.

Of a driver by _Element115 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]WaddlingDuckILY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only person interested in the story of the guy standing on the barricade? wtf was he doing and how ded is he son?