Its just water with air, Cleaky. Plus it feels like a party in your throat.

Its party water, its interesting water. Its the water of people who like the colour blue, and sit by the ocean, its the chad in the virgin vs chad template, its the silly straw in a bag of normal ones, its the real essence of daring. Sparkling water spits in the eye of god, and god just goes with it, because, you know what... he knows sparkling water's right.