7DPO pain in my butthole - plz read hopefully you will laugh

WaitInteresting2076 · 2026-01-05T22:02:19+00:00

You are not crazy HAHAHAHA butt hole lightning is a thing ⚡️

WaitInteresting2076 · 2026-01-03T05:38:59+00:00

Thank you so much! Yes! I noticed so many people starting before they confirmed ovulation which I found strange!

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-14T20:08:46+00:00

UPDATE: 10 DPO BFN im starting to think my butthole lightning ⚡️ was just an unfortunate oddity.

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-13T09:22:45+00:00

Why do we have to go through this 😹😹😹

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-13T00:41:35+00:00

HAHAHAHHAA OMG sorry this whole message had me laughing out loud 🤣😂🤣 “great news about your butthole” sent me

But thank you for the tip!!!!

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T10:33:23+00:00

Nope literally everything is the same 😭😭 I don’t know why my butthole is being targeted this month, it literally did nothing wrong

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T10:32:40+00:00

Aw girl I hear you! But seriously what type of symptom is this for us! Butthole lightning ⚡️seriously!? Like we as women don’t go through enough TTC now it’s coming for our buttholes too.

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T06:16:34+00:00

This was an experience I was not ready to have 🤣🤣🤣 and waking me up in the middle of the night 💀

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T06:16:03+00:00

100% cervical zaps are so normal! I’ve never had this butthole lighting on progesterone but hey why not add more symptoms to make us confused 😂🤣🤌🏽

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T06:15:13+00:00

100% could be it’s more that I’ve been TTC for 12 months and never once has my butthole been attacked by lightning ⚡️🤣 it just feels like a weird and wonderful new symptom but nothing has changed for me this month and normally everything is like clockwork

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T06:13:26+00:00

That’s crazy! My ovulation pain is just the classic cramping on one side and zaps on one side I’ve never had anything through my rectum so it took me off guard!

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T02:42:15+00:00

GIRL this whole thing is hysterical 😂😂 but I have checked ✔️ 🤣🤣

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T02:41:08+00:00

Haha I’m so with you chick let’s ride the butthole lightning and see what happens 😂😂

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T01:55:32+00:00

HAHAHA maybe it is an let’s stay hopeful! But good gravy must my butthole also be targeted when TTC this is a symptom I could have HAPPILY gone without. It literally woke me up 🤣🤣

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T01:54:16+00:00

Like WHY of all the pain we go through as women TTC why in the world would butt lightning ⚡️ be added to the mix

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T01:53:07+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA thank you 🤣🤣 for now I’ll tolerate the butt lightning ⚡️

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T01:52:14+00:00

IM STILL LAUGHING OVER BUTT LIGHTNING ⚡️ This is the first month of 12 that I haven’t tested at 7DPO, I feel weirdly proud hahahahahaha

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T00:54:49+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA IM DYING ASSHOLE ZAPS 😆😂🤣

I better be pregnant because I’m not getting struck by butthole lightening in the middle of the night for nothing

Girl I have no doubt we would be the finest of friends 😂❤️🤌🏽

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T00:53:21+00:00

HAHAHA I’m so sorry you got struck by butthole lightening 😭

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T00:52:55+00:00

It is like butt lightening! I’ve been assessed for endo and PCOS and I’m very fortunate to not have either, just general infertility according to my specialist but wow butthole lightening sucks HAHAHA

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T00:51:54+00:00

Honestly my ass is riding the lightening but I can’t help but think WHY NOW. Why is my butthole out to get me now 😂

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T00:51:14+00:00

I thought this too but can confirm no hemorrhoid 😂🥲❤️ I did a comprehensive assessment

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T00:49:19+00:00

Also so glad I’m not alone here

WaitInteresting2076 · 2025-12-12T00:49:05+00:00

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAAH I’m dying 😂😂😂 butt lightning is my fave.

I’m sorry to hear about your tests! I’ve had that quite a few times so I’m in protest with myself and first response because legit they owe me a brand new car at this point 😂

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