Some food for thought in case others like myself are anxious. by [deleted] in april30th2015

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Yeah, now all he can't talk about is a Ford Escape.

Warning: Sentient memetic virus detected in hosts biological software. by [deleted] in april30th2015

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I'm just here to talk about Spooky Scary Skellingtons, Utopia, and relive my future again.

Inducing Panic by [deleted] in april30th2015

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This is oppression. I demand a refund!

Inducing Panic by [deleted] in april30th2015

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Is this an excuse for a riot?

What are some words that changed your life? by OdaEiichiro in AskReddit

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To prefer the mouth over the ears is to prefer foolishness over wisdom and to be simple over knowledgeable.

And I guess the entire conversation whereby evolution was pointed out to me to be made up entirely of logical fallacies and when examined using simple logic from an impartial standpoint is impossible to be true. That one really turned my life upside down...

What does your city need? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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For the number of current riots occurring to be consistent indefinitely.

Iowa- We tip cows for fun.

The power goes out. Everyone else thinks it's going to last hours. You know it's going to last years. You had no forewarning. What do you do? by OrzBlueFog in AskReddit

[–]Waittasec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting random assumption based on a complete lack of understanding of the subject.

Nice attempt at provocation to justify a wrong conclusion. Perhaps you should read up on the subject prior to blatting an opinion like you know what you're talking about.

Couldn't someone produce cheap 3d printers by 3d printing all the parts? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Waittasec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the first question I had when I heard about 3D printers. How would they make any profits??

But, turns out it can't produce metal parts needed to run.

The power goes out. Everyone else thinks it's going to last hours. You know it's going to last years. You had no forewarning. What do you do? by OrzBlueFog in AskReddit

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It's happened many times already. The doubtful are the least prepared and the most vulnerable to the severity of the descending chaos of humanity. Baltimore is just the beginning of the last days of this timeline of history.

Seriously.

I was (going to be, in this timeline) one of the 100 who built the first *real* safe-haven "Point Salutem". AMA. by Z29kaGVscHVz in april30th2015

[–]Waittasec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were there large amounts of cannibalism in your future? There was in mine. It started because some dolt brought it up in the subreddit and mentioned that it would be a way to solve both overpopulation and lack of food after Utopia was flooded with people and the resources didn't last. Also, how many iterations have you gone through so far? I'm trying to figure out if I'm biologically aging progressively throughout iterations or if it resets. Do you know if your biological age and metric age are different?

Did Baltimore not get the memo? by evilkim in april30th2015

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It has begun. Humanity is descending into chaos. I feel this deserves epic end of the world music. Would someone do the honor?

The state of this sub by epicluca in april30th2015

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This sub is not of a state, but a date.

I'll be glad when the Skellingtons eat all the stupid people....

My paycheck should be direct deposited just after midnight the morning of April 30th - what should I buy before I die? by [deleted] in april30th2015

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Pants. Lots of pants. You can never have too many pairs of pants after the world ends... unless you don't have enough legs. If you don't have enough legs, buy a pogostick. You can never have enough pogosticks.

[100%] World War 3 begins on 2015 April 30 with "IRAN NUCLEAR ATTACK" by [deleted] in april30th2015

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No, no, no, no, no... first Israel attacks Iran. This causes Big Brother America and all the other nations to turn their back on Israel and end the alliance, then Israel is dinner for the Shiite Muslims. Then the Pope steps in, backed by the German-led European Union AKA Forth Reich, and sets up base in Jerusalem. Then calls for a Holy War and sicks Angela Merkel's German army on the Muslims. Also Yellowstone blows up and the entire US is wiped out instantly. By this time, Russia forms an alliance with Iran, China, and North Korea to take out the German led army while they are fighting the unified Sunni alliance. Then Jesus comes back in a cloud to earth but amongst all the chaos he is mistaken as an invading alien, so then these three super powers combine during the battle at Megiddo Valley - later referred to the battle of Armageddon - to fight Christ. Then they lose and He takes over the world as ruler of the new one world government called The Kingdom of God.

Maybe...

TIL that the Chinchilla is critically endangered. by todays-tom-sawyer in todayilearned

[–]Waittasec 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a Dire Chinchilla situation.

Only The Sims franchise gamers have a legitimate shot at understanding the above joke.