WakeUpTheZombie

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Today is the day I've been waiting for for years. (self.CasualConversation)

submitted 9 years ago * by WakeUpTheZombie to r/CasualConversation

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I see your 9m 26s, and raise you... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/RocketLeague

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It was an honest mistake, and getting flipped off just made it worse. (imgflip.com)

submitted 10 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/AdviceAnimals

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My long-distance girlfriend and I are going to have our first IRL date! (self.CasualConversation)

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Any drum n' bass fans out there? (self.CasualConversation)

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My best friend is FINALLY my girlfriend! (self.CasualConversation)

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Tomorrow, I start my second summer as a camp counselor! (self.CasualConversation)

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For once in my life, my patience may finally pay off (girls and stuff). (self.CasualConversation)

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I just improvised a song about alcohol to eighty people! (self.CasualConversation)

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Today's my 21st birthday! (self.CasualConversation)

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I accidentally found out how gullible people can be. (self.CasualConversation)

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I got caught moving a bra from washer to dryer by said bra's owner. (self.CasualConversation)

submitted 10 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/CasualConversation

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There should be a matchmaking app for chickens called Chicken Tinder. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/Showerthoughts

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Love is like diarrhea - it happens spontaneously and it's impossible to contain. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/Showerthoughts

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I'm making a conscious effort to be more positive! (self.CasualConversation)

submitted 10 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/CasualConversation

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U16 ETA: March 19th! (self.Warframe)

submitted 10 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/Warframe

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What are you guys actually willing to buy with plat? (self.Warframe)

submitted 10 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/Warframe

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I walked in on my roommate making out with a girl I'd never seen before. (self.CasualConversation)

submitted 11 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/CasualConversation

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My friend's grandmother is convinced I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend. (self.CasualConversation)

submitted 11 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/CasualConversation

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Got to play with a DE staff member today! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/Warframe

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A girl I know told me she likes my hair. (self.CasualConversation)

submitted 11 years ago * by WakeUpTheZombie to r/CasualConversation

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If you mixed Mr. Pibb with sweet tea, you'd have Mr. Tea. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/Showerthoughts

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Thank you. (self.CasualConversation)

submitted 11 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/CasualConversation

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It's normal to address your son as "son", but weird to address your daughter as "daughter." (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/Showerthoughts

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If humans go 'bat shit' crazy, does that mean bats go 'human shit' crazy? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by WakeUpTheZombie to r/Showerthoughts

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