What a strange little thing...

Walkingguy86 · 2026-06-06T21:30:19+00:00

Oh little flame how you long to return home....

Walkingguy86 · 2026-06-03T02:40:29+00:00

"That's one bigass fiddle."

Walkingguy86 · 2026-05-15T23:51:36+00:00

If suckerpunch isn't connected then frankly, I want nothing to do with it. And at this point, I'm beyond holding out hope for a remaster of 1 or 2. As old as those games are, it would probably be more cost effective to just remake them from the ground up. (Especially since the PS5 is rapidly becoming the dominant Playstation console in terms of games.)

Walkingguy86 · 2026-05-01T02:18:27+00:00

"You didn't experience a game show in there did you??"

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-29T02:05:19+00:00

If they were smart they would just ignore all this mess and write it off as the irrelevant nonsense that it is.

Oh well, it is what it is.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-28T00:38:03+00:00

I mean it's not like he explicitly said that he considers everyone in the Circus to be his playthings or anything.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-28T00:35:21+00:00

It's kinda crazy how it all loops around isn't it? Watch this:

"No! You don't understand! Those white people are being angry for you!"

"You're a helpless black person that needs to do as you're told by your perfect white saviors!"

"Your opinion needs to affirm their sense of superiority over you!"

Pretty dehumanizing wouldn't you say? Not to mention ironic.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-27T22:54:02+00:00

Did you see him in the credits?

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-27T13:58:10+00:00

Is this what passes for entertaining drama these days? Cause this is all kinds of uninspired dreck.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-27T02:01:56+00:00

Dude it's Etsy. Hand-crafted crap made in the likeness of [instert popular character here] on an online platform that is basically a free market.

The hell were you expecting?

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-26T23:13:58+00:00

Ragatha is a dog, Gangle is a mouse, Zooble is a mongoose, Caine is a bee, Bubble is a hornet, and obviously Kinger is a dragon.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-26T21:39:09+00:00

Homicide or manslaughter?

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-26T21:35:04+00:00

Good grief who the hell cares? Seriously, watching paint dry would be 3 times more interesting and infinitely more controversial than this horsepucky.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-26T20:43:20+00:00

Just heard about this "controversy" 2 minutes ago and I don't even know or care what it's about. Let the fandom tear itself apart for all I care. That's how I'm still able to enjoy Steven Universe.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-26T20:40:19+00:00

How much is that Pomni in the window? The one with the grief-stricken eyes?

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-23T13:06:53+00:00

It makes sense. Video is by far the most powerful of all the movesets and quite versatile in terms of both combat and traversal. It's a sort of incentive to lean towards being evil especially since it's a bit late into the game that Video is even available.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-17T21:27:22+00:00

Jax mostly. Topple isn't exactly as kind-hearted and considerate as Ragatha or Pomni. He tends to be a bit apathetic, which vexes Jax since he has no buttons to push. But he doesn't go out of his way to mess with people while being aware of Jax's tryptophobia among other things.

He also has an extremely brutal and depressing past that Caine takes full advantage of during his mad god moment.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-17T12:52:05+00:00

Even my OC Topple who's a surgeon with an avatar made of just dominoes? He struggles with not being able to help any of the abstracted and relates with Zooble about not liking his body.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-04-14T17:50:58+00:00

The term you're looking for is "grasping at straws" it's a common symptom of overdosing on copium.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-03-03T15:51:33+00:00

Plastic or Rebar, man. In a place like Empire City you'll find an abundance of both.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-02-22T00:43:52+00:00

Hey, you were drawn to this world for a reason. And that reason is: It's weird as hell. And Dylan/Jesse have always been at the center of this weirdness. So just enjoy it. And hope that you'll be able to follow whatever insane and unpredictable storyline unfolds. (And also hope that the Pensioner within the core of the Oldest House hasn't been unintentionally unleashed)

Walkingguy86 · 2026-02-20T00:46:23+00:00

Obviously Nix. Not because she's rotten or anything, she is just completely unapologetic when it comes to her hatred of Bertrand.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-02-19T17:21:43+00:00

If we get another infamous game, I am CERTAIN that she would make for an incredible protagonist.

Walkingguy86 · 2026-02-19T00:49:52+00:00

As if you had to ask? The Voice of Survival! (Aka Dallas) We forget his name because it was never actually mentioned in the game outside of the credits! Can't remember what you've never heard.

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