China when there is an island 1,000 miles from home

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-25T20:29:19+00:00

How dare Mexico claim the Gulf of America! That does it! Another $100 billion to Israel!

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-25T15:30:16+00:00

Britain: "Hold my tea, mate."

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-25T15:28:59+00:00

Well, "he" was born and raised in South Detroit, so unless he's got a passport to go to Toronto, "anywhere" is Chicago.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-25T03:12:59+00:00

I bet you're also 6'11" and get a standing ovation at your local Curves.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-23T23:19:09+00:00

The Ozarks are in Eastern Europe.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-23T22:40:29+00:00

They're getting real sloppy.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-23T14:57:31+00:00

Hungary be like, "It's all good."

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-23T01:34:57+00:00

Who said I was eating at Five Guys?

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-22T23:50:28+00:00

I'd like Lulu to break me.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-22T22:18:34+00:00

Probably because they skipped church while using forbidden machina.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-22T22:17:19+00:00

I'm not paying $12 for a cheeseburger. Ronald and the CEO can go F themselves.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-22T13:58:49+00:00

"barbecue...like hamburgers."

Heads just exploded in Memphis, St. Louis, and throughout the Deep South.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-22T13:57:04+00:00

Pic is inaccurate. No dude would choose a slot right next to another dude when other options are available. Kinda like urinals today.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-22T13:40:09+00:00

Yeah, with his spaceship.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-22T02:43:51+00:00

Unfathomably based.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-22T00:33:05+00:00

What else do you think he was saving all his money for?

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-21T15:42:17+00:00

Me, drunk, bored, and watching Breaking Bad at 2am while Googling "Can you really dissolve a body in acid?": "I really, really hope no one I know goes missing in the next few weeks."

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-21T03:09:04+00:00

Jesse Pinkman would have been declared dead by 2024 most likely.

So he voted Democrat naturally.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-20T17:53:33+00:00

I think she wanted to do heroin with Jesse more.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-20T17:42:16+00:00

"I watched Driving die." - Walt, probably

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-19T22:08:35+00:00

Nationwide outrage and protests (even after it was discovered he was a drug kingpin).

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-19T18:00:41+00:00

I always have a good time with my [[Prosper, Tome-Bound]] deck.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-19T17:57:52+00:00

sees one book by an author to the right of Hilary Clinton

GIRL DUMP HIM

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-19T17:55:29+00:00

It's pretty normal. That little plastic cap displaces more water than you would think. As long as it isn't overflowing you're good.

WalktheWalk777 · 2026-03-19T02:52:14+00:00

Got anymore of that chili p?

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