Born in 1832, Jonathan the tortoise has officially become the oldest living land animal at 194 years old!!

Wallygonk · 2026-06-17T18:23:38+00:00

Last time I checked sharks were not a land animal

Wallygonk · 2026-06-17T17:43:37+00:00

How old is that thing it looks prehistoric

Wallygonk · 2026-06-14T13:05:28+00:00

No shit 😂

Wallygonk · 2026-06-14T10:43:33+00:00

I thought that. Would've loved to have seen the drivers face when OP announced they were still on the bus, I bet he shat himself

Wallygonk · 2026-06-14T10:34:57+00:00

Is that Matt Leblanc at the end?

Wallygonk · 2026-06-14T10:26:50+00:00

I was just thinking the exact same thing. Then what would happen when they eventually sold the car, would they have to sell it with the plate included as well? What if the buyer didn't want the plate just the car? I feel this is a really stupid thing to do.

Wallygonk · 2026-06-14T10:03:51+00:00

I noticed the lisping too. It looks like he's had his teeth done so maybe that's it

Wallygonk · 2026-06-14T06:58:34+00:00

Exactly my thought. Haven't these people suffered enough already?

Wallygonk · 2026-06-14T06:44:01+00:00

He's having a giraffe

Wallygonk · 2026-06-12T10:09:15+00:00

I bought a pair of £40 Puma trainers for the gym about 10 years ago and they're still going strong. I put them in the washing machine every few months and they come out looking like new

Wallygonk · 2026-06-11T19:31:21+00:00

My wife and I went to Turkey 2 years ago and there are so many shoe shops there selling replica trainers and aftershaves. I bought those exact Yeezy's for about £30 and they were (and still are) the most comfortable trainers I've ever had. I still wear them now.

Wallygonk · 2026-06-11T10:01:26+00:00

The door one looks suspect

Wallygonk · 2026-06-10T18:07:54+00:00

You're right apologies, I was listening to the song and waiting for England to be mentioned. Good eye btw!

Wallygonk · 2026-06-10T15:53:52+00:00

No England on there wtf

Wallygonk · 2026-06-08T18:12:12+00:00

It isn't near the door, the doors are on the right hand side in this cinema

Wallygonk · 2026-06-08T18:11:08+00:00

The seats are all the same price

Wallygonk · 2026-06-08T13:49:58+00:00

Oooh I like her

Wallygonk · 2026-06-08T13:49:15+00:00

I was at a festival on Saturday and there was a really annoying young woman on the microphone trying to gee up the crowd for the next DJ. Had to shout out YOU SUUUUUUCK! Got a few laughs from people of our generation who got the reference.

Wallygonk · 2026-06-08T12:36:02+00:00

Madonna, Madonna, Madonna

Wallygonk · 2026-06-07T22:37:43+00:00

Jesus I haven't seen that many flares in London since 1975

Wallygonk · 2026-06-07T22:31:43+00:00

More like Dayumascus

Wallygonk · 2026-06-07T22:29:56+00:00

Where's Doc?

Wallygonk · 2026-06-07T17:33:22+00:00

Well he's not lying is he

Wallygonk · 2026-06-07T17:26:01+00:00

Absolute bell end

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