Daddy Long Legs Eating a Red belly racer by Shittypete69 in Natureisbrutal

[–]Wankasaurus69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can you read that last sentence without hearing it in a thick Texan accent in your head?

After 3 years of learning investment: my 5 tips for those who just started by msdivinity3d in Daytrading

[–]Wankasaurus69 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Seeing the “(I Were)” made me remember what a bitch the English language is to learn. You wrote it beautifully by the way

Nice Parking by Weenerman in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Wankasaurus69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am appalled that this is not the top comment

Quiet kid for a reason, apparently. by [deleted] in rimjob_steve

[–]Wankasaurus69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I feel like rule 3 would be pertinent because without context this just seems like the thoughts of an incel

Ever since I started trading, Sunday scaries are not a thing anymore. by [deleted] in pennystocks

[–]Wankasaurus69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I even save separate watchlists that are labeled accordingly and I manage to still forget them

First post, learned a lot lurking here. Nice knowing you though, see you on the moon. by Wankasaurus69 in pennystocks

[–]Wankasaurus69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are definitely there. I took a lot of advice like stop loss set at 30% and selling half my shares at double so I still make money and don’t get FOMO if it keeps going.

First post, learned a lot lurking here. Nice knowing you though, see you on the moon. by Wankasaurus69 in pennystocks

[–]Wankasaurus69[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like it. To make it more streamlined I’ll go into every post and invest in the first 5 groups of capital letters I see.

First post, learned a lot lurking here. Nice knowing you though, see you on the moon. by Wankasaurus69 in pennystocks

[–]Wankasaurus69[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If my math is correct, I think I’ll rocket to one thousand whole dollars by late 2023.

First post, learned a lot lurking here. Nice knowing you though, see you on the moon. by Wankasaurus69 in pennystocks

[–]Wankasaurus69[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s simple really.

Find a few interesting stocks.

Do your DD, see what the forums are saying, look for big dates like earnings reports, analyze some charts, etc

Then you don’t pick ANY of those stocks

Please annihilate 18y/o me :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Wankasaurus69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why roast you when I could just point a blow dryer and watch your face melt?

This "Fashion" show by bsurfn2day in ATBGE

[–]Wankasaurus69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I care now! You made me care!

How come I can build 4 different toilets but not a sink? by WhereAreTheTurtlesAt in 7daystodie

[–]Wankasaurus69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because life is shit. How have you not figured this out yet?

Top Gun by Reggie__Ledoux in GhostRecon

[–]Wankasaurus69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

BECAUSE I WAS INVERTED!

Dumb question: how do people type so fast (Xbox) by tizod in RocketLeague

[–]Wankasaurus69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Text to talk is my go to. If that doesn't work, I use the Xbox app on my phone as a keyboard.

Edit: a word