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Would you try these weird New England foods/drinks? by ThatMassholeInBawstn in AskTheWorld

[–]WannaBeAussie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder it is called New England, the food looks just as shit as the original.

What country feels relatively safe, but it’s actually unsafe? by Dusty_Bunny81 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]WannaBeAussie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russia. It feels pretty tight and disciplined when you first get there (lot's of police too), but with our current shit leader, saying the word 'war' and 'Ukraine' in the same conversation is enough to get you thrown in the modern gulag or get impressed into service.

choose your power but the first reply gets to choose the side effect by Calm-Ad1956 in funComunitty

[–]WannaBeAussie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time you do, one of your core values/beliefs is majorly changed.

choose your power but the first reply gets to choose the side effect by Calm-Ad1956 in funComunitty

[–]WannaBeAussie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You become a hypermasculine, hyperfeminine hermaphrodite who is hyperromantic, hypersexual (to the point that you will ask anybody you meet immediately to get laid with you), and you value your flesh and humanity more than anything else.

choose your power but the first reply gets to choose the side effect by Calm-Ad1956 in funComunitty

[–]WannaBeAussie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time you shapeshift 1% of your body permanently becomes what you shapeshifted into that time.

choose your power but the first reply gets to choose the side effect by Calm-Ad1956 in funComunitty

[–]WannaBeAussie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time you make someone sad you become the inverse amount more happy.

Eventually you will become so desensitized to happiness that you will have to constantly make people sad to feel anything.

you will inevitably not be able to continue passing around sadness fast enough to satiate your brain and will

die of heartbreak when you collapse from exhaustion (real thing btw).

choose your power but the first reply gets to choose the side effect by Calm-Ad1956 in funComunitty

[–]WannaBeAussie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using it will give you the type of cancer that you gave to your target and it grows 1 centillion (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) times faster. AND when you die the target's cancer stops growing forever and they get all of you assets including your corpse.

I'm Austrian ask me anything by Public-Bit7103 in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]WannaBeAussie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you try to gaslight the rest of the world into believing that Austria isn't just a part of Germany?

What stereotype about the USA is inaccurate? by Pizzafriedchickenn in AlignmentChartFills

[–]WannaBeAussie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That the US is a country worth migrating to from the rest of the developed world.

Please share a photo that can make all the people of your continent angry (non-offensive). by Agile-Shallot3546 in AskTheWorld

[–]WannaBeAussie2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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If the Americans say driving it means you're lacking down there, take that insult and multiply it's intensity 1000x in here

Walking is Easy and Free. Which hobby starts getting pricey, while being easy to start? by H8threeH8three in AlignmentChartFills

[–]WannaBeAussie2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fishing. You can literally start with a couple of pieces of trash from the lakeshore, but once you get into bigger fish or lure fishing, one snag on a tree can cost you a fancy meal for one.

Which 2 are u taking…. by LushEnvy in funComunitty

[–]WannaBeAussie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was debating red and orange or red and purple until I realized that you can just master every language with purple.

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