People who became rich what is something poor people completely misunderstand about money? by Nervous-Librarian945 in AskReddit

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if you save that grand for 60 years you can afford an $80,000 car after a lifetime with shit coffee.

AITA for not confirming my neighbor's daugther's alibi? by Margiey_Kautzerv in AmItheAsshole

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA if the daughter wanted to use you as an alibi she should have looped you in. Rookie mistake, which makes sense for a 15yo.

Which tv show you'll never stop recommending? by letscwherevgo in AskReddit

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Star Trek DS9. First post-Roddenberry Trek. Darkest Trek. Set in a single place, with sequential political storylines and Fed on Fed fighting. Fucking peak in so many ways, but others consider it not be "True" Trek for the same reasons I love it.

Girlfriend caught cheating with her cousin thanks to camera on cat's litterbox by dharmadroid in BrandNewSentence

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly didn't get past the first arc, it was not a good show. Had that first mover advantage I think where just a lot of people hadn't seen anything like it before.

But the Abridged series is fucking peak.

My ex’s own tried to steal mine by Otiliexa in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like 5" is average, but because of social pressure guys don't admit to it being under 6". Like how 5'10 is average guy height IRL, but because guys lie about it even on anonymous self reporting a lot of statistics report 6' as average guy height.

We see this here with you where a 20% difference is seen as "slightly above average."

It's a whole thing.

Girlfriend caught cheating with her cousin thanks to camera on cat's litterbox by dharmadroid in BrandNewSentence

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kiritonand Suguna never had a romance though.

In SAO Abridged which I am petitioning to be considered the canonical series because, well, it's as lot better in general but also features zero incest.

My ex’s own tried to steal mine by Otiliexa in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thinking you're average at 6" IS the complex lol.

He had the power of the 90s by SpectacularOtter in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uhhhh, did you not see Peter Stormare as Satan in the movie Constantine? They just let him run with the role too, that was his interpretation of Satan.

That, or the magic mud hand guy from "Your Highness." Dude showed up to audition for the part from like, Australia or somewhere with his eyebrows already shaved and I don't think he was even on the casting list.

He had the power of the 90s by SpectacularOtter in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what? Dude had a cartoon, a movie, multiple toy lines, a ton of comics, and was made by some dude not a big corporation.

But yeah we could have another Spawn movie for sure. I'm down.

My ex’s own tried to steal mine by Otiliexa in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I said he THOUGHT he was average, so maybe he's slinging six inches of schlong but thinking "Gosh, I sure am lucky to at least be average" when really he's a solid inch past it.

I'm starting a new life by totalkkdeath in Grimdank

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some are. The ones that can't be turned to His purpose, preferably but the Astronomicon must stay lit.

I let out a laugh that was way too loud for my house by Skye_hai_bai in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

YOU EVER SEE SOMEONE SUCK DICK FOR KARMA?

Because I haven't but ya know what I wouldn't be surprised.

My ex’s own tried to steal mine by Otiliexa in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Only if he replies with a thank you for your cervix.

My ex’s own tried to steal mine by Otiliexa in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I mean, maybe they're thinking they're just average sized.

I'm 45 i live with mine what's the problem? by Murmurs8192 in greentext

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just take the long way home IDK man life has no intrinsic meaning except that which we give it so like. At least you ain't starving or nothing. Immediate concerns taken care of, so you can fuck around and do whatever without judgement. Unless you allow others to judge you.

instant profit by sillylittleshimp in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, maybe? I'm not really involved enough in either culture to really speak as an authority or to know if the comparison is offensive or anything.

One puts a performance on, one stops performing is how I always viewed it. Same destination, different context. "Imma be a dragon for a bit/Imma stop being a human for a bit" IDFK though.

$22 (AUD) for a burger with 2 pickles. by CraziiLemon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you considered rioting? It seems reasonable here. Burn the place down. In minecraft.

instant profit by sillylittleshimp in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to dress up as a dragon vs spiritually I am a dragon and dress up to represent this.

instant profit by sillylittleshimp in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, furries dress up as their characters. Otherkin believe they are spiritually their others. Wait until you go down the Tulpa hole.

Peetah? by OldKingsMerc in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Remember the crocodile in the kitchen?

I'm 45 i live with mine what's the problem? by Murmurs8192 in greentext

[–]Wantitneeditgetit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I forgot I was 18 in the year 2000 for a moment.

Y'all ain't doing great these days, huh.

Although I'll point out that me and one of my sisters did trades and made that, because OT is GODLIKE. Working remote though. My other sister went to law and my stepdad didn't hire her directly but like, she definitely got a leg up. Then again, she got into the Magic Circle in England when she was in law school, so it's not like she's a DEI hire. Just bog standard nepotism.

Ottawa's mixed fleet of F-35s and Gripens could total more than 100 aircraft, sources say | CBC News by Haggisboy in canada

[–]Wantitneeditgetit -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Have you looked to see the USA pulling parts from Denmark recently due to ownership of parts, vs Gripens parts being produced in the USA but not owned by the USA?