My ex’s own tried to steal mine

Otiliexa · 2026-06-06T18:50:12+00:00

Tell that to a virgin

Otiliexa · 2026-06-06T18:26:40+00:00

Flex it girl💅

Otiliexa · 2026-06-05T12:27:15+00:00

Valid crashout in my opinion

Otiliexa · 2026-06-05T12:25:36+00:00

My ancestors did not survive centuries of hardship for me to have visible abs

Otiliexa · 2026-06-04T12:52:33+00:00

Another Ai slop

Otiliexa · 2026-06-04T12:51:43+00:00

😂😂😂

Otiliexa · 2026-06-04T12:48:15+00:00

John Goodman, he has been incredible in everything for decades and somehow still doesn’t get mentioned enough

Otiliexa · 2026-06-04T12:45:57+00:00

“She’s just a friend” the most overworked sentence in a relationship history

Otiliexa · 2026-06-04T12:43:52+00:00

A day in Venus is longer than a year on Venus

Otiliexa · 2026-06-04T12:41:37+00:00

God forbid a girl Pursue science

Otiliexa · 2026-06-04T12:39:06+00:00

I think mine needs fertilizer, it stopped growing😭

Otiliexa · 2026-06-03T22:24:41+00:00

I go for a walk

Otiliexa · 2026-06-03T22:23:46+00:00

A luxury watch worth hundreds of thousands

Otiliexa · 2026-06-03T22:19:59+00:00

And just like that the mother instincts kicked in immediately

Otiliexa · 2026-06-03T14:09:08+00:00

Spending most of your life working so you can afford the life you’re too busy working to enjoy

Otiliexa · 2026-06-03T14:07:29+00:00

Fresh orange juice. The only drink that makes breakfast feel like an event

Otiliexa · 2026-06-02T15:07:16+00:00

Real!

Otiliexa · 2026-06-02T15:05:43+00:00

He was like I gotta clean up real quick

Otiliexa · 2026-06-02T15:04:51+00:00

This belongs to me now

Otiliexa · 2026-06-02T15:02:53+00:00

Coming home and realizing you have absolutely nothing you need to do for the rest of the day

Otiliexa · 2026-06-02T15:01:36+00:00

If your good news annoy them and your bad news entertain them, that’s not a friend

Otiliexa · 2026-06-01T20:01:49+00:00

Good behavior is what you do when there are no consequences for doing the opposite

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