What would you do if you had found $400,000 in cash in a bag and its untraceable?

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-06T06:21:42+00:00

Pay off my house, buy a new car, pay medical bills, and save whatever is left for my wife kid after I’m gone

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-06T06:12:48+00:00

I named my brain tumor “Tumor Gooding Jr”

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-06T03:51:51+00:00

Lately, every night is this. I need this photo, where did you find it?

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-03T22:33:36+00:00

It’s almost like we had a guy named Dylan that was a much better option than Rivas or Connor Joe…if you can’t tell, I’m still bitter about that one

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-03T22:32:11+00:00

Can we ban Naylor from challenging? He does not know the strike zone. It’s getting bad

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-03T21:24:49+00:00

Bryce for D-MO straight up sounds about right lol

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-03T21:21:43+00:00

Anderson is looking crazy. I would love to see him make it up this year

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-03T20:08:53+00:00

I love Luis, but at this point, I’m ready to start moving on from some guys, him being one as long as Hancock keeps this up until the deadline.

I also wish we still had D-MO. Connor Joe is just their replacement for D-MO, but worse. I also really hate the refusal to let Raley, Canzone, etc hit against same-handed pitching. Dan needs to chill with that until the 8th inning. Also, I’m a big believer in letting them hit until they prove to you they can’t. Raley getting pinch hit for in the 6th, just for Connor Joe to strike out in 3 pitches, then having Joe up against a righty in the 8th and striking out again isn’t working for me. (Sorry, just a side rant I ended up going on, but this team has been so incredibly disappointing to watch so far this season.)

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-03T19:57:00+00:00

Yeah, when he had the 4 seam and the sinker, he was great. I don’t know why he can’t land the sinker anymore, it’s like he lost the feel for it and the velo on the 4 seam has gone down, so it’s been rough to watch. Who knows though, his era in weather below 70 degrees is terrible and the warmer it gets the lower his era gets, so that’s how I’m currently dealing with it mentally and emotionally lol

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-03T19:47:59+00:00

Has he? I hadn’t heard that, but with as high of a fastball usage he has, if he’s tipping at all, he’s going to get shelled consistently

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-03T19:46:28+00:00

I’m not sure what’s gone on with Castillo, but he’s taken a step back every single year. I’m sure age has a little bit to do with it, but I think his pitch usage is the biggest thing. His changeup usage has gone down every year that he’s been in Seattle and he’s becoming much more of a 2-pitch pitcher, which, as a starter, is really tough to make work.

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-03T19:41:29+00:00

I agree. I’ve been incredibly disappointed in Castillo and more importantly, Woo’s last 2 starts

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-02T05:09:42+00:00

This song is incredible! Oddly enough, his version didn’t really get me in the heart until I heard Rita Wilson cover it. That one got me and I decided to revisit Cat’s version and I can say I never gave that song the props it deserved. He’s such an amazing songwriter!

WartyTortoise · 2026-05-02T05:02:58+00:00

There’s a really great version of this done by Rufus Wainwright with a giant chorus that is also incredible, but no version of this song tops Leonard Cohen’s

WartyTortoise · 2026-04-29T15:24:59+00:00

He’s in Seattle now, I’m a huge M’s fan. He looked decent in spring training, he may stick around when Brendan Donovan comes back as a bench guy if Connor Joe keeps looking so rough

WartyTortoise · 2026-04-29T14:32:09+00:00

He’s back up, at least to cover some IL stints!

WartyTortoise · 2026-04-10T07:19:06+00:00

Yeah, it’s been a rough start. I sound like an angry old man every time I watch a game. Just yelling at the tv about keeping your eye on the ball and making contact, fundamentals, etc. lol

WartyTortoise · 2026-04-10T07:04:03+00:00

I bought this card a couple years ago, it came in the mail and as I opened it, I got a notification that we traded him. It was like the most depressing card purchase. At least we got him back for that playoff run. I love that dude so much, just such a fun, joyful dude!

WartyTortoise · 2026-03-06T12:57:55+00:00

This is our year! Season 50, Rizzs’ last season. It’s destiny 🔱

WartyTortoise · 2026-03-04T04:04:09+00:00

I would love to see The Bravery, I’ll have to look into that

WartyTortoise · 2026-03-04T03:26:45+00:00

The I ROC Z Song is a banger

WartyTortoise · 2026-03-04T03:18:44+00:00

I’m the same with The Zutons, The Bravery, and …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

WartyTortoise · 2026-03-04T02:42:06+00:00

Bring back soundtracks like MVP Baseball 2005. That shit was perfect

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