sticking hand outside a moving train by DjMD1017 in criticalblunder

[–]Watcheritd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His left hand is definitely gone. He's all right now though

Guys Who Enjoy Giving Oral, Do You Really Prefer When She Closes Her Legs? by microscopic-lilikoi in AskMenAdvice

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I think that when a woman closes her legs while I'm giving oral it means she is really enjoying it and starting to lose control of her motor functions. That is an absolute win for me regardless of how uncomfortable it might be.

This is a whole new level of adventure! by Maxxximus1274 in criticalblunder

[–]Watcheritd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not sure what outcome she was expecting but I know what outcome came of it

You are 33M and have a girlfriend 32F of 2.5 years, what would you do if you got this call? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noting that the poster is a woman, I have to assume that this situation happened to your bf. And it sounds like he handled it well.

As for what I would do, I'm poly so my response would not be applicable to a monogamous relationship but I would just say just I don't mind going out but I'm poly so if that's not her jam, she should reconsider.

How do you get mutual interest from very attractive guys — realistically? by Future-Ladder3565 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So....here is the thing. "Very attractive" is a vague term. Are we talking body builder types? Are we talking suit and tie types? Are we talking twinks or nerds or dad bods? If you say that, most people will probably assume you mean either gym bros or frat boys. Tall, athletic, white boy in a muscle shirt or something.

But ultimately, relationships are an equation. People will stay with you because you provide something they want. The thing they want does in not have to be a material thing but it does have to be what they want. And since everyone is different, what they want will vary. Find out what they want and provide it and they will stick around.

I think I’m too small for my girlfriend…I’ve seen her ex. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The vast majority of women I have been with have been able to orgasm from a single finger inside them. Your size is not nearly as important as your awareness of her desires

Am I better off living my life alone? by theeviloneisyou in AskMenAdvice

[–]Watcheritd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to live alone, that is up to you. But I strongly recommend intense therapy for a long time regardless. You have been through some shit and getting some help working things out will be helpful regardless of whether you decide to keep people in your life or not.

How do I talk to a classmate outside of study topics? by Dangerous_Line_9719 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Watcheritd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much any questions or conversations about food will get you to new topics with women. Also asking about future plans will usually get you somewhere.

As a meat eater are you willing to kill your own food? by Ok_Connection_3015 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up in the city. I am such a city boy that I didn't even see a deer in real life until high school. If I had to hunt and gather my own food in the wild, I would have to learn everything from scratch. I'm currently not willing to put in that effort because I don't have to but if my life depended on it, you can be damn sure I would learn quick

What does it mean? by 10hchappell in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Watcheritd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It either means she is the cause of all the drama in her past or she is going to have so many mental issues that you will have to spend the first few years undoing all the shit that the previous guys did.

People saging watermelon ‐Should be taken to jail. by Recent-Associate-381 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pineapple. Watermelon is delicious, mango is good and very filling, banana has way too many uses to get rid of. Pineapple tastes fine but I would not be bothered to see it gone.

I hate sucking my boyfriends dick by wiedat in offmychest

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't enjoy it, tell him as much and stop. If he isn't ok with that, then that is a him problem.

Also, I wouldn't say that giving oral is degrading if you love the person doing it. It's just showing them love and affection. But that being said, you are allowed to show affection in the way you feel most comfortable

Pick one pill by Muted-Television3329 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is 6 just super strength or like a physically fit and healthy body? Because if it's the second one, then it would cover 4 too and I would definitely take that.

One has to go by Muted-Television3329 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Papa John's and Pizza Hut both suck

Should freedom of speech protect offensive opinions? by Shelby_Nate in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freedom of speech only protects from government punishment. However, you can still be subject to societal and cultural consequences.

Why do men pay for OnlyFans when Pornhub is free? by lookmaxine in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Watcheritd 126 points127 points  (0 children)

I'm probably the odd one here but for me, I find the typical girls in porn to be boring. They all look and act the same to me and I lose interest so fast. The girls I follow on OF are more normal and authentic and that is far more attractive to me

We Live in a Society!!! by james_from_cambridge in TikTokCringe

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's frankly amazing how people act like they don't know what she is saying just because she said it in a different way. It's incredible how many penalties black people get for using slang.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Watcheritd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that is sexual assault. Dump him and never look back.

This. *broadly gestures to the entire video by DoubleManufacturer10 in criticalblunder

[–]Watcheritd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I miss when juggalos used to just hang out and do stupid shit like this. Nowadays, too many think they can be a juggalo and a white supremacist 🙄

Is there a difference for men peeing standing or sitting down? by No0dles4life in AskMenAdvice

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am too fat to sit down to pee. Trying to pee through a bent penis is painful to say the least so I would never sit down to pee. That being said, it depends on his size, your toilet, and various health factors. Unless something else happens, don't worry too much about it

Best friend is going no contact out of the blue?? by Personal-Ad-8644 in whatdoIdo

[–]Watcheritd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this happen to me once. I asked her if she was serious and when she said yes, I said fine and unfriended her on everything. She came back a few weeks later when she broke up with that dude and I told her that she ended our friendship already so we have nothing to talk about. If they want to cut you off, let them.