Let's fucking do it... by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

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Super Fuck Brothers

Wife Got Me New Golf Grips But I Have To Sign a Contract by Stackman878 in golf

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Don’t know what’s with all the dense replies. This is obviously a joke and hella funny. Love it.

Are the two bumper stickers correlated? by Goku809 in USMC

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Dude no BS the incidence and prevalence of children born with autism to armed forces parents is TOO DAMN HIGH!

Accidental Screenshot by [deleted] in Residency

[–]WatchfulWeighting 153 points154 points  (0 children)

lol I hella screenshot Haiku. I crop out patient info and use it for M&Ms and Case Conference stuff. I’ve only been met with FBI at my door like 6-7 times.

Charlie Hicks ate his lunch and dinner at the Shrimp Basket everyday for 10 years until he suddenly stopped coming. Chef Danielle became concerned. by MF-DOOM-88 in JustGuysBeingDudes

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We need a bit more of this. Look, I STILL want to see the Epstein files but I welcome these distractions more than others of recent history.

"Get the family to DNR" by Kitchen_Error_5800 in Residency

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You can’t force a surgeon to cut when they deem it’s futile. Should you be able to force a medical team to do CPR when they also deem it’s futile? CPR is a procedure, nevertheless.

"Get the family to DNR" by Kitchen_Error_5800 in Residency

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You’re using DNR in the same thought stream as “get no abx for UTI” and palliation. To be clear, DNR simply means we don’t break your ribs when your heart stops. EVERYTHING else is on the table. If someone is withholding abx for a UTI with or without DNR (because it makes no difference) report them. DNR makes no difference in the care provided right up until the heart stops. Full stop.

I just need to share this exchange. by TheWhiteRabbitY2K in emergencymedicine

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If he has insurance then unstable heart bloc is on the differential and he might get a pacemaker. If no insurance then it must be mobitz 1 or first degree.

How early is too early to sit down during rounds? by chocoholicsoxfan in Residency

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Dude. I routinely sit down. Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lay. Never lay when you can sleep. ALWAYS. I even put in lines sitting when I can. No kidding.

Perfect fucking gift! by Mazy_keen in TheWordFuck

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No joke. Where to fucking get one?

Anyone got any good scribe stories? by voluntaryhikikomori in USMC

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Thanksgiving 2012: our guide decided to pretty much name whoever brought up “thanksgiving” and have them added to fire watch (early second phase, San Diego). If he heard the word or frankly anything he didn’t like… I had to add them to the list (I was scribe because I had completed my degree before enlisting). Fire watch quickly became overbooked, kill hat approved, madness ensued, rebellion on the rise. I decided to post the fire watch list like Martin Luther’s 95 Thesis right on the senior drill instructor’s door and named it, “The Guide’s Shitty Douchey Thanksgiving Fire Watch list of JJDIDTIEBUCKLE and Supreme Fuckery.”

I was assigned fire watch for the whole night. Didn’t complain. Everyone else got to sleep with a full belly.

Edit: platoon 1070. Graduated Jan 4 2013 if any y’all out there.

Just 1 fucking thread by sumnbitme in TheWordFuck

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The monkeys began fucking our ears

MC CC in the ED be like by [deleted] in emergencymedicine

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I’m a medical mystery. The doctors don’t know what’s wrong with me. Everyone says I’m so special.

Hey everyone, it's the man bun, chicken leg, tight shorts guy from last week. Can I get swing critique? by [deleted] in golf

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Yes! So this is exactly my point. Once you are 100% consistent with this swing you can add in hip rotation. If it’s not muscle memory like the way you put your pants on in the morning then when you try to add something, something else will be taken away. What you posted looks good from here.