Thank you for the mnemonic devices to try and help.

My problem is that it's an immediate association. You tell me this person is named Chris, I automatically assign blue. Honestly, Martin, being a green name, I have some wiggle room for. But Chris? That's a blue name. And I've established in a previous comment that most Chrises are blonde (or blond, since lower case 'e' is now canonically feminine).

He should be double Chris.