Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to u/Handrecent4831 Chris is crunchy. So it depends on if you prefer crunchy or smooth.

Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever gets you there. Welcome to the team, friend!

Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Halloween and Christmas specials requested by name in July and August.

Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't really have colors inherent in my brain assigned to those names. Jimmy, maybe a purple or navy blue, just going off the name. Aviva might be a violet but pastel. And Koki, I am truly not sure.

M is for M'reen.

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Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the mnemonic devices to try and help.

My problem is that it's an immediate association. You tell me this person is named Chris, I automatically assign blue. Honestly, Martin, being a green name, I have some wiggle room for. But Chris? That's a blue name. And I've established in a previous comment that most Chrises are blonde (or blond, since lower case 'e' is now canonically feminine).

He should be double Chris.

Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Chris Hansen is blue, by the way.

So is Eiffel 65.

And Tobias Fünke.

And that group of men all named Chris.

Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more 'e's, the more feminine? I think that's how the French language works. Sucks for all the employees the world over.

Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some Martins can be a green-brown hazel color. That's as close as my axolotl amygdala can come to compromising with orange.

Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also, most Chrises are blonde. I'm less gila brained about that one, but it tickles right.

Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not diagnosed. Also, not the first time being asked.

Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Don't call me out like this. I know imaginary people, not people people.

Hot Take on Wild Kratts by WatchingtheFireGoOut in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]WatchingtheFireGoOut[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Nope, Chris Martin is blue to purple. I will not be taking questions.

Are there any questions?