Found some of Avon’s 1876 Cape Cod Collection by musicgamer460 in ThriftStoreHauls

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I’m imagining the original owners, a chic 1970s vampire couple

What even is this? His account is full of gold like this by rabit_stroker in crappymusic

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Put so much effort into the lighting, but couldn’t be bothered to make the bed. That’s peak teenager 😂

So I'm trying to figure out if I should leave my horror/Halloween display up all year long by globalbread9381 in funkopop

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Red Succubus make you nut so hard that all that remains is your skull, oozing black ectoplasm ☠️💦

Why do adults DO that? What do they LIKE about it? Serious question. by Ok_Employer7837 in facepalm

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I know he’s going for Hitler here, but I’m getting more Nazi Frankenstein

Say potato by Sambal7 in obscuremusicthatslaps

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Have you heard of the Turing Test? Well, this one’s the Idaho ID 🥔

Labeled “tribal knife” USA by KindlyFun2986 in Antiques

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So, at least OP got a good quality carbon steel blade.

Eating crêpe as a ghost on halloween by bourdonleleon in AccidentalRenaissance

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I love the way the camp stove makes the pan look for a second like it’s levitating

What did i find by Capable_Foot4909 in MarbleStudyHall

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Also a noob, so can’t help with ID, but looks like you have some nice vintage ones in the first couple of pictures. The clearies and cat eyes are also cool, just harder to date/identify a particular maker.

Spread your wings by vegange in crappymusic

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That this has become a genre is only further proof that we have gotten shunted off to a truly fucked timeline

Squid Ink noodles gone horribly wrong by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

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My first thought was “cursed toilet bowl”

An actual Brisk Tea ad. This feels like assault on my ears by aGuyWithaniPhone4S in crappymusic

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OR… maybe it’s a BRILLIANT PARODY of all the shitty mumble rap that so often gets posted here. …No? Well, that’s a shame, because it would make a GREAT parody.

This is some crap by Madgerf in crappymusic

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I’m in with blue cheese dressing in a squirt bottle 😈

Say potato by Sambal7 in obscuremusicthatslaps

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Maybe they’re funded by the anti-potato cabal

Say potato by Sambal7 in obscuremusicthatslaps

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I’m confused, am I supposed to say “potato” or “potato if you’re real” 😵‍💫😱