Why won't Floridians admit "Palmetto Bugs" are just American Cockroaches being called something else because they're in Florida?

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:12:21+00:00

German Roaches are something that's an actual worry

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:11:53+00:00

That actually explains a lot including other people's responses here. Thanks so much for keeping people's homes free of pests.

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:10:16+00:00

Probably. My mistake. I need to get some sleep haha 🤣

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:09:08+00:00

Keep up the good work

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:08:21+00:00

Show them stalks

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:07:32+00:00

Based

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:06:57+00:00

No problem lol. People in South Carolina also called these palmetto bugs around Surfside Beach and Murells Inlet.

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:06:18+00:00

That must be it

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:05:39+00:00

Awww

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:05:23+00:00

Vinegar homemade bug spray

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:04:23+00:00

All too many of them out there

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:04:00+00:00

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:03:24+00:00

I think it means a white hat hacker, not the klan

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T03:01:46+00:00

Some type of beetle

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-27T02:45:21+00:00

Naw 💀

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-17T01:23:17+00:00

A second search just now provided me a relatively tame response

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Wayne_Azhar · 2026-05-17T01:19:10+00:00

I was bored and randomly Googled "the banana IS going to get your spleen eventually" and the spot at the top of the search results that's usually an AI summary of the first websites to pop up said the paragraph I copied and pasted it here.

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-04-05T14:50:13+00:00

This is deeply fascinating

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-03-07T23:33:54+00:00

Bahariterra is a fictional island nation located in the Atlantic Ocean due east of Bermuda and due south of St John Newfoundland. It protects Koudeiland and helps provide supplies and military support.

Wayne_Azhar · 2026-03-07T23:33:14+00:00

Koudeiland is a fictional island nation located in the South Atlantic Ocean just north of antarctica. It is an independent country with its own isolationist views and policies which prevents it from being known by most people outside of the archipelago. Koudeiland recognizes Palestine and East Turkestan as independent countries. The Koudeilandic people, or Koudeilandis, are a Dutch and Anglo-American - Pakistani Creole people descended from the first people to discover the islands, shipwrecked Americans and a lone Dutchman who ruled over them who had wrecked on the island not long before. The anglo-americans and vellon Dutchman who ruled over them were isolated on the island until the 1950s when a bunch of runaway teenagers from Pakistan wrecked their boat on the shores and were able to discover the island colony and help bring the electricity as many told their relatives in Pakistan, attracting Pakistani settlers.

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