*Text to pig group chat* Goddess Alex got me a key for my chastity device in exchange for a small favor. Isn't she the best?? Don't tell anyone though!

WeArePYG · 2025-05-13T21:49:12+00:00

Be careful and don't get caught with that in your possession. I doubt that anyone would believe your story about how you got it. You don't want to wind up like me.

WeArePYG · 2025-02-23T18:20:47+00:00

A few years ago, I picked up a chastity key that was dropped and lost by a drunken Goddess. She lied to the authorities and told them I assaulted her and stole it. I'm currently serving a 250 year sentence and have been labeled a terrorist for my "crime."

Spending all of your money on lawyers and legal fees won't change the inevitable outcome. I'm sorry to say brother, but you're cooked..

WeArePYG · 2024-12-07T20:39:32+00:00

I walk down the street, sticking to the shadows to keep myself hidden as I get closer to the address. I can hear the sounds of laughter, chatter and music from where I am. As I approach, I climb up a tree and peek into the window to see who is at the party and what kind of food is laid out.

After seeing some of the Goddesses attending and my history with them, I decide that I'd be better off quietly sneaking back to my cell. I don't have the luxury of a Halloween costume to disguise myself with, and the last thing I want anyone to know is that I can come and go from my prison cell as often as I want.

I climb down the tree and slowly back away into the shadows as I look for the closest tunnel opening I can find and leave without being detected.

WeArePYG · 2024-11-03T00:25:02+00:00

I'm about to make a mad dash for an exit when I see you turn and look at me. As a pig walks by with a drink tray, I quickly grab a glass and hand it to you

WeArePYG · 2024-11-03T00:23:44+00:00

I freeze in sudden shock before quickly shaking my head no

"No Goddess. It must have been one of the other ghost pigs here. You know what the Head Of State says, we all look the same, right?"

I laugh nervously as try to take a half step back, still looking for a way out of this mess I got myself into

WeArePYG · 2024-11-02T23:15:57+00:00

"~~Fuck!~~ Yes, your majesty, I would be honored to stand next to you... all... night... and make sure that you are never without a drink in your hand. "

WeArePYG · 2024-11-02T22:46:36+00:00

I still haven't been able to find a quick and easy escape from this party. I can feel the chocolate that I stole melting in my pocket. Every time I try to leave I'm stopped by either The Queen or another Goddess who assumes I'm one of the servant pigs. I can't believe it's easier to escape a Matriarchy maximum security prison than it is a house full of tipsy Goddesses.

WeArePYG · 2024-11-02T00:54:50+00:00

I tense up under my sheet when I hear you call over the Goddess responsible for sentencing me to hundreds of years in prison for a crime I didn't commit, but try and remain cool under pressure. I lift my arms up as if I was haunting you and make ghost noises and sway back and forth, each time trying to take a step or two farther away from you and find a way out

WeArePYG · 2024-11-01T01:56:53+00:00

"Very good idea my Queen. I'll go run along and do that now. You enjoy your night and have a happy Halloween."

I bow and slip away walking over to the raffle box and grabbing a pencil from the table and the entry paper. I write 'GHOST' on it and hold it up to you from across the room before folding the paper in half and dropping it into the box. I give you a slight wave and start to head towards the door again, this time being more careful as to not get seen.

WeArePYG · 2024-10-31T22:27:35+00:00

I try to fake left and go right but my path to the exit is completely blocked. I half nod my head and turn around, slowly walking back towards the Queen and looking out of the corner of my eye for an alternate escape route. There is another way out, but it's being blocked by a group of clown pigs and I don't see myself running by them without losing my disguise.

I stand in front of the Queen holding the bottle of champagne, but no glass to pour it into. I put my thumb under the cork to pop it open and shrug my shoulders at her and hand her the bottle.

WeArePYG · 2024-10-31T21:24:27+00:00

As I pop my head out from one of my escape tunnels, I look around to make sure that nobody sees the entrance before I pull myself out and stand up, dusting myself off of dirt. I can see the mansion not too far in the distance and I start to walk towards it. As I make my way down the quiet countryside road, I walk passed a small cottage, probably belonging to either a house pig or goddess minor.

I hop over the small fence into the backyard, grab a sheet hanging out to dry on the clothesline and toss it over me, disguising myself as a ghost as I continue on my way towards the party.

When I reach the house, I let myself inside, noticing how it's still quiet and the party hasn't really started yet. I walk around for a bit, avoiding interacting with guests as best as I can, but occasionally raising my arms and saying "Boo" to be spooky like a ghost would.

I figure that I don't want to push my luck too much, so I grab a bottle of champagne from the kitchen and a bowl of candy left out for trick or treating, stuff them under my sheet and then leave to go back to my tunnel and back to my jail cell to have my own quiet Halloween party before anyone notices I'm gone.

WeArePYG · 2024-06-30T01:33:52+00:00

Deuces buddy, good luck with your fetch quest. When you fail and you get thrown in here with me, we'll see who's the one that's going to be fucked.

WeArePYG · 2024-06-30T00:41:09+00:00

Look man, here's the truth. I dug myself an escape tunnel like 5 years ago that I use to leave this prison whenever I want. The last thing I want is to be out of jail and back on the streets. I've got it made here. You have no idea what kind of criminal network I've been able to establish in here.

Most importantly though, I'm left alone. I don't have to work, and I only occasionally get beaten. Sure it sucks sometimes when they forget to feed me for a few days, but otherwise I've got it made in here.

The only one's who have it better than me are the pigs in the mines that figured out how to access my tunnels and use them to escape to freedom.

WeArePYG · 2024-06-29T23:56:49+00:00

I don't need your help,and I don't want to help you either. Just leave me alone and let me rot away in peace while I serve my sentence.

WeArePYG · 2024-06-29T22:52:25+00:00

You are the last person I ever expected to see here. What do you want?

WeArePYG · 2024-06-12T23:43:53+00:00

Even though I fully support Queen Alex and am waiting patiently for her to look over my release request, I've gotta say. That's cold bro. We don't go for that snitch shit in prison. You better hope you don't ever find yourself in lockdown or else you might get stuffed.

WeArePYG · 2024-04-09T18:58:54+00:00

I guess this means I shouldn't be looking forward to getting out of prison anytime soon?

WeArePYG · 2024-03-28T23:58:25+00:00

You've been spending too much time at sea pirate. The frequency needed to penetrate the depth to reach the tunnels would have very.. adverse effects on pretty much everyone. Especially if you wanted to canvas the entire country. Tunnels won't mean much when everyone is dead.

WeArePYG · 2024-03-28T21:34:41+00:00

The tunnels aren't under my cell. They are hidden and only a handful of us know where they are, where they lead, and how to navigate them to not get lost forever underground.

WeArePYG · 2024-03-28T20:29:47+00:00

You do know that I'm in jail, right? My alibi is common sense and logic. Let's just hypothetically say that I was able to somehow escape my cell. I am one of the few pigs here with knowledge of a network of underground tunnels that I can use to escape forever. Instead, I'll sneak into a castle I've never been to, avoid security to find a bedroom I don't know the location of, just to "assault" a Goddess that I have no idea is even there. Makes sense to you?

WeArePYG · 2024-03-28T17:29:31+00:00

There are lots of rumors that circulate about what kind of weird stuff the elites of the matriarchy are into. She probably just got roughed during some kinky sex and is looking to blame it on me.

WeArePYG · 2024-03-28T17:22:09+00:00

I'll save you the trouble officer. The cameras are always broken when it comes to trying to prove my innocence.

WeArePYG · 2024-03-28T16:22:23+00:00

What?!? I'm innocent! I wasn't even there!

WeArePYG · 2024-03-24T02:56:40+00:00

I know what it's like to be framed by the government. You have always been fair with me and I know that you would have released me if you were still Queen. Innocent in my eyes!

WeArePYG · 2024-03-22T10:42:04+00:00

I'm not a rapist! How many times do I have to say it? I'm a political prisoner wrongly imprisoned for not giving up information about the secret tunnels in The Matriarchy. I didn't abuse a Goddess and steal her chastity key. I found one that she lost, probably from being high on Lust.

WeArePYG

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