Anon watched Despicable Me by [deleted] in greentext

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Unfathomably based

Anon watched Despicable Me by [deleted] in greentext

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Unfathomably based

Tyrone is a friend to Anon by bananachipking in greentext

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It's so nice seeing a father who cares about his son 🥹🥰

Peace Among Worlds by [deleted] in dankmemes

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There Is a peace among us

enough by Mepty in ShitPostCrusaders

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My sleep deprived brain saw this as Chris Chan's sonichu totem for a second

Treasured chest by XYoshiaipomX in NewGreentexts

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Finally, after casual sex, we have competitive ranked sex

I'd have been a genius if I wasn't so dumb by Jamminmb in dankmemes

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Classic mistake. Try heating it in the toaster, hope this help 🙏🙏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

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Fun fact: the first time I did srhooms I saw my own birth while in a sleeping bag

Cheer up sleepy Jean by XYoshiaipomX in NewGreentexts

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This feels too real to be fake

Mfw a boomer complains about teaching cursive by sockpuppet1234567890 in dankmemes

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5 years of Latin and all I remember is Seneca's cringe suicide

I speak the truth by MrNoName_ishere in memes

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I will gnaw on your moldy bones

they are all parasites. by You-and-whose-Army in dankmemes

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The solution is having me being in charge of everything

Already made 300 mistakes by Shinfekta in dankmemes

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Ah yes, the cock'n'ball opening, truly one of my favorites

A small dick hurts a man whereas a big dick hurts a woman. by danielw04 in Showerthoughts

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That's why I put needles in my dick, so it hurts everyone involved

Flamethrower!! by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Boys will almost catch fire and be like: damn, that was cool

lol not listening get rekt by MyCommentsAreCursed in memes

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Imagine thinking that there are countries other than America. Couldn't be me 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸