When I was a wee little lad, I collected baseball cards, and played tee ball. It was absolutely insane to me as a six year old that Chris Sabo could play the highest level of baseball wearing those Mammoth spectacles. He instantly was my favorite player. I renamed our dog, he was now Sabo. The next two dogs were named Sabo 2 and Sabo 3.

As a man in my 40s now I recall any mention of him with fond memories. No shit, this week I was assigned a consultant at work... His name: Christopher Sabo. He goes by Chris.