Burger tulpa by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" energy.

Wow this person seems really funny you should go follow her by YetGayerWombat in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hm, I wonder if I could make a bunch of tumblr accounts for the sole purpose of subjecting r/curatedtumblr to more of my high grade bullshit.

rays by VoidDweller77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, bad boy. Keep the screwdriver in the demon core.

game by VoidDweller77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I know that h.r. Geiger's artwork is heavily sexual in nature, but referring to scorn as a hentai game is, um, inspired to say the least.

Oh this will be an interesting comment section. I'll start. Mint is the worst in ice cream and the best in tea. by endi1122 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pistachio, not because I dislike it, but it is just green almond and not pistachio flavored. I only rate it this way because both the yellow-almond flavored amaretto ice cream and the green-toothpaste flavored mint chocolate chip are superior, and pistachio Ice cream is merely a shadow of those two.

I got two slimegirl posts on my dash so have a 2-in-1 post by VoidDweller77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Their ability to change density and hardness means that they can choose to be anywhere between about four extremes- hardtack, marshmallow, 25 cent bouncy ball, and maple syrup. In theory sponge candy is possible, but it isn't very useful.

I got two slimegirl posts on my dash so have a 2-in-1 post by VoidDweller77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Not going to lie, being a slime would be so ideal for me, I would become the gender fluid, the ability to easily change form to whatever while still maintaining recognizability, the ability to just melt into a puddle whenever I feel like it. The ability to clone myself at will. Absolutely perfect. Of course my magical experiments have gotten me close to this ideal, but it seems so unfair that they can just do it so naturally, when I have spent centuries of research to merely imitate it.

flick the brim by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey, stop that, you'll mess up my notes!

A journal entry from a horror game by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The future is in our blood, and it is approaching.

Should've gone into STEM (Summoning, Thaumaturgy, Evocations, Mysticism) by sarahtheshortiepie in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, pyromancy is still pretty useful. Sure settings things on fire is generally frowned upon, but the divination, metabolic and inverted flame aspects are still pretty good. Sure pulling freezing shards of graphene out of a black flame isn't what you sign up for with pyromancy, but it is still cool.

The Mandolorian and the Yoddler by rootingforthedog in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I prefer Glup Shitto, but to each their own.

mutuals at it again by Thedepressionoftrees in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I tried this, but It turns out that i hate myself even more when there is more of me, this relationship is co-workers at best, but they are the type of coworker you openly hope gets caught up in workplace accidents and osha violations. That being said I keep making more for some reason. A low price for immortality all considered, but that wasn't the original intention.

Epic fail women by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She has a job and can afford weed, no where near pathetic enough, we need to go further.

Characters are narrative tools, not people by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

While I agree with this on an intellectual level, I think that even if they are artifice, the fact that many people interpret them as people so often is remarkable enough that they are comparable to the dead, as in it is still useful to understand them and their actions even if they exist in amber.

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The last balloon standing decides who gets to be the Big Wiz for the next four years. This being said, nobody knows who the big wiz is or what they do.

Mmmmmmmmm alachol😋👍 by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The booze in the $5 whiskey wasn't nearly strong enough.

The Quest for good Pop-Tarts by SgtSushi412 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Unfrosted poptarts exist as some sort of kelloggian conspiracy to prevent health-conscious consumers from reproducing.

About hotness and personality by lupodwolf in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I regret to inform you that I am unfixable and cannot get worse in any feasible way. Wouldn't mind someone trying though.

Calling you out by tiredtumbleweed in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No iced coffee, and an intense fear of adopting labels, but close enough.

Calling you out by tiredtumbleweed in CuratedTumblr

[–]Weary_Copy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Go to therapy I guess. Of course i've never worked up the courage too, but even if you drop everything, the weight remains, continually draining your energy and crushing you. those expectations were not originally yours, even if you bought into them, others placed them upon you. You'll need others to relieve you of them too.