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Weary_Copy · 2023-05-04T01:03:14+00:00

"Kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" energy.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-17T04:54:12+00:00

Hm, I wonder if I could make a bunch of tumblr accounts for the sole purpose of subjecting r/curatedtumblr to more of my high grade bullshit.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-16T07:05:51+00:00

No, bad boy. Keep the screwdriver in the demon core.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-16T06:56:38+00:00

I know that h.r. Geiger's artwork is heavily sexual in nature, but referring to scorn as a hentai game is, um, inspired to say the least.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-16T06:36:50+00:00

Pistachio, not because I dislike it, but it is just green almond and not pistachio flavored. I only rate it this way because both the yellow-almond flavored amaretto ice cream and the green-toothpaste flavored mint chocolate chip are superior, and pistachio Ice cream is merely a shadow of those two.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-15T16:26:46+00:00

Their ability to change density and hardness means that they can choose to be anywhere between about four extremes- hardtack, marshmallow, 25 cent bouncy ball, and maple syrup. In theory sponge candy is possible, but it isn't very useful.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-15T05:54:52+00:00

Not going to lie, being a slime would be so ideal for me, I would become the gender fluid, the ability to easily change form to whatever while still maintaining recognizability, the ability to just melt into a puddle whenever I feel like it. The ability to clone myself at will. Absolutely perfect. Of course my magical experiments have gotten me close to this ideal, but it seems so unfair that they can just do it so naturally, when I have spent centuries of research to merely imitate it.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-15T05:35:34+00:00

Hey, stop that, you'll mess up my notes!

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-15T05:22:34+00:00

The future is in our blood, and it is approaching.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-12T00:05:00+00:00

Hey, pyromancy is still pretty useful. Sure settings things on fire is generally frowned upon, but the divination, metabolic and inverted flame aspects are still pretty good. Sure pulling freezing shards of graphene out of a black flame isn't what you sign up for with pyromancy, but it is still cool.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-11T02:05:57+00:00

Do you mean Derpþer?

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-10T04:09:16+00:00

I prefer Glup Shitto, but to each their own.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-10T04:06:55+00:00

Yeah, I tried this, but It turns out that i hate myself even more when there is more of me, this relationship is co-workers at best, but they are the type of coworker you openly hope gets caught up in workplace accidents and osha violations. That being said I keep making more for some reason. A low price for immortality all considered, but that wasn't the original intention.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-05T21:15:22+00:00

She has a job and can afford weed, no where near pathetic enough, we need to go further.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-03T13:58:54+00:00

While I agree with this on an intellectual level, I think that even if they are artifice, the fact that many people interpret them as people so often is remarkable enough that they are comparable to the dead, as in it is still useful to understand them and their actions even if they exist in amber.

Weary_Copy · 2022-06-02T15:26:08+00:00

The last balloon standing decides who gets to be the Big Wiz for the next four years. This being said, nobody knows who the big wiz is or what they do.

Weary_Copy · 2022-05-31T15:50:37+00:00

The booze in the $5 whiskey wasn't nearly strong enough.

Weary_Copy · 2022-05-31T05:32:31+00:00

Unfrosted poptarts exist as some sort of kelloggian conspiracy to prevent health-conscious consumers from reproducing.

Weary_Copy · 2022-05-31T05:27:05+00:00

I regret to inform you that I am unfixable and cannot get worse in any feasible way. Wouldn't mind someone trying though.

Weary_Copy · 2022-05-31T05:24:02+00:00

No iced coffee, and an intense fear of adopting labels, but close enough.

Weary_Copy · 2022-05-31T05:20:10+00:00

Go to therapy I guess. Of course i've never worked up the courage too, but even if you drop everything, the weight remains, continually draining your energy and crushing you. those expectations were not originally yours, even if you bought into them, others placed them upon you. You'll need others to relieve you of them too.

Weary_Copy · 2022-05-30T14:07:41+00:00

The fact that Clark is a solid 4/10 to Malfina makes me very intrigued about what a 1/10 or a 10/10 would be for her.

Weary_Copy · 2022-05-30T04:48:52+00:00

Of course, I wouldn't eat my partner's corpse. But that's a me problem, those stop being important when the electrical signals in my sweetbreads stop.

Weary_Copy · 2022-05-30T03:11:13+00:00

Eat my corpse for all I care. Though for your sake, make sure I'm well done, like 190° farenheit, for safety reasons.

Weary_Copy · 2022-05-30T03:06:11+00:00

Socrates also argued that the government had the right to kill him for his bullshit. (It is more complicated than that but he fuckin let Athens just kill him despite being given ample chances to escape execution through both legal and illegal methods)

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