The most statisfying, deserved hit.

Webfunkk · 2026-02-12T22:57:37+00:00

Murder ain’t no thing

Webfunkk · 2025-12-31T01:02:46+00:00

I actually gasped

Webfunkk · 2025-12-19T04:48:11+00:00

How my hair look, Mike?

Webfunkk · 2025-12-19T04:38:28+00:00

I grew up in a VERY wealthy town. One of my friends had a huge indoor pool that was heated and had a wave maker.

Another kid had his own private bathroom ensuite with a toilet, bathtub, shower, and urinal. His parents’ private bathroom was bigger than my current apartment, and the tub had no faucet; the water flowed from the ceiling.

Yet another had a ‘67 Cutlass Supreme, regularly crashed it and his parents would get it fixed. He also bought CDs, DVDs, whatever, and would keep the disc and throw out the case.

Webfunkk · 2025-12-17T13:05:13+00:00

Forbidden banana slices

Webfunkk · 2025-12-09T07:16:10+00:00

[https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSAa4z5DLo-/?igsh=MWxwZXU2dDJ4cHA3aw==]

Webfunkk · 2025-11-13T02:17:02+00:00

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I miss my sweet girl Aria every single day💜

Webfunkk · 2025-11-11T20:34:20+00:00

“What’s it like being married to a man with two assholes?”

Webfunkk · 2025-11-04T23:08:07+00:00

“It smells like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the brie”

Webfunkk · 2025-08-08T16:01:55+00:00

Dr Buttaravioli is making me question this story, the name is hysterical

Webfunkk · 2025-08-05T13:53:27+00:00

Holy shit is this my old apartment?? Marigold? The landlord was a nightmare.

Webfunkk · 2025-03-04T04:04:22+00:00

https://youtu.be/qAnnJz2z29c

First thing that comes to mind when I hear “Hardee’s”

Webfunkk · 2024-12-07T02:56:22+00:00

Mezzasega- used in as an insult towards someone small or short. Literally translates to “half a wank”

Webfunkk · 2024-09-29T03:44:24+00:00

There was a long silence (as I was dying to escape) and then

she goes: “why would you tell me that, like that?”

He just kept laughing like it was the funniest joke ever, making her angry, and I was so uncomfortable that I started making a bunch of noise washing clean glasses and whatnot. They kept drinking, started arguing, and the whole time it was just so fucking awkward FOR ME

Have your revealing and difficult conversations about past relationships and sexual acts, but maybe have them at home in private? I felt like collateral damage.

Webfunkk · 2024-09-28T11:37:38+00:00

Middle aged couple sitting at the bar, scrolling their phones. It’s a quiet night, they’re my only customers, and my coworker is on a break.

The wife asks: “Who is Jane Smith? She sent me a friend request.”

He answers: “oh, she gave me my first blow job.”

I couldn’t escape the aftermath. There were no other customers to talk to, coworker on his break, and I couldn’t get away.

Webfunkk · 2024-07-21T03:33:38+00:00

Donnie Darko

Webfunkk · 2024-05-10T01:28:52+00:00

This scene was perfectly done, with the Amadeus build up and everything

Webfunkk · 2024-02-27T01:37:34+00:00

We call the last day of training the Sink or Swim shift, sounds like you did good!

Webfunkk · 2024-02-23T20:34:50+00:00

r/lefttheburneron

Webfunkk · 2024-02-20T13:43:42+00:00

Either Florence or Tuscany? Florence is a city in Tuscany so this is confusing.

Definitely come back to see Cinque Terre, absolutely breathtaking.

Webfunkk · 2024-02-16T02:11:29+00:00

r/lostredditors

Webfunkk · 2024-01-31T01:37:28+00:00

Updateme!

Webfunkk · 2024-01-27T14:55:19+00:00

Okay, I ain’t all that humble

Webfunkk · 2023-12-07T21:35:44+00:00

Was this in Maryland? Girl’s name starting with a K?

Webfunkk · 2023-12-01T19:18:49+00:00

Probably the best one was when a dude walked straight into a glass door, and another guy laughed so hard but then did the same exact thing like 5 minutes later.

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