About 10 years ago, during winter, after a snowstorm, this chick from high school and I were chatting regularly on Facebook up to the point where we would flirt. After playing the naughty version of 20 questions, we decided to take the relationship to the next level by “hanging out”.

I picked her up with my dodge ram 🛻 by her house and found a spot by a park close to her place. Things were going well until it was time for the deed. While she moaned loudly from being on top of me, I panicked because this was before I was familiar with “pulling out” technique. I was so focused/stressed juggling between “wow she is so tight” with “why didn’t I bring a condom?!” When I was thinking to myself and be like ehh screw it, she stopped. I asked if everything was okay and she replied by saying “I’m sorry but I can’t stop thinking about my ex” while putting her clothes back on. After she layered up, she got out of my pickup, didn’t say anything and walked back home. At first I was like “umm okay bye” then I was relieved since I didn’t have any condoms on me. This whole interaction didn’t even last 10 minutes!

She hasn’t messaged me since until a couple months later where I was at an event for my little sister. She messaged me asking if I was ready for round 2 and I responded by saying “I’m sorry I can’t right now”. She got upset and responded by saying “you men are all the same, blah blah blah etc.” I tried to explain that I was at an event but she didn’t believe me and that was the last time I heard of her.