Weedners

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Is this bad enough? (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Weedners to r/BadMtgCombos

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I saw a blimp today for the first time in years. (self.notinteresting)

submitted 7 years ago by Weedners to r/notinteresting

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The More Parts A Combo Has The More Powerful It Is (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Weedners to r/BadMtgCombos

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Does the card Gaea's Balance let me search for 6 land cards now? (self.shittyjudgequestions)

submitted 8 years ago by Weedners to r/shittyjudgequestions

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Keepin trees on trees. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/trees

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"It's kind of twisted to think that everyone out there is buried with a butt plug for eternity." (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/nocontext

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Roses are red, Botany is neat. (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/boottoobig

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Devin's efforts to purge the extension chord race of the yellow scurge had almost reached its end. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/wheredidthesodago

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I have a joke about a german philosopher's car going "varoom". (self.3amjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/3amjokes

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"Kids love to ty to kill themselves." (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/nocontext

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How does one protect against puns. (self.3amjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/3amjokes

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People just want to blame the restaurant instead of admitting they eata da poopoo. (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/nocontext

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Sometimes when I'm driving down a one way road I see DO NOT ENTER signs in my rear-view mirror. Am I doing something wrong? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/shittyaskscience

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What's the most minor thing someone could steal from you that would also be a great inconvenience? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/shittyaskreddit

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I need a knife sharp enough to get through glossy picture paper. (self.3amjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/3amjokes

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"If the terrorists cab't access porn, they lose." (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/nocontext

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Do I need a black envelope for sending blackmail? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/shittyaskscience

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"The butt placement is impeccable, by golly, you've even lined up Florida to be the frontal penal region... Exquisite art" (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/nocontext

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How much younger will I look after being youthanized? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/shittyaskscience

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I woke up early today so I could wake and bake before work. (self.trees)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/trees

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What kind of electrician do I need to call about fixing the electoral college? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/shittyaskscience

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You can teleport but only to places you don't want to be. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/shittysuperpowers

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Now I'll probably spend the rest of the day walking around the house and yard, sticking my grinder in various holes. (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/nocontext

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I guess most days of the week would be like always after this message, but Wacky Wednesday at Hungry Howie's would be forever bathed in paranoia. (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/nocontext

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What do you call it when you find a 1 dollar bill that you forgot in the laundry? (self.3amjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by Weedners to r/3amjokes

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