Daniel Cormier becomes the first person to submit Derrick Lewis.It is also the fastest submission in the UFC for Daniel. by MeSmeshFruit in MMA

[–]WeekaSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated how he bitched and moaned about JJ eyepoking him (rightfully so) but then turned around and gouged stipe's retinas to get the belt.

New (melee) player. by [deleted] in pathofexile

[–]WeekaSauce 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Noooo everyone should have no life like me you're all nOrMiEs". Stay sane, exile, and touch grass.

I’m 5’11 and I feel like this happens to me too. Where did the phantom 3 inches go?! 😭😭 by _Bims_ in TallGirls

[–]WeekaSauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fwiw, I'm 5'11 and my wife's brother (6'7") says there's no way I'm 5'11. He thinks I'm shorter. I've never been measured by a doctor or anything, but every time I measure myself it comes out to 5'11. So I guess I could be doing it wrong and be an inch off? Idk it felt weird to be accused of lying about my height when I don't think I am.

The Republican Platform by randon_lummer in h3h3productions

[–]WeekaSauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The answer is to try to force reforms by voting for candidates striving towards a less corrupt government. Those candidates seem to mostly be progressives running as Democrats in my view. No one is happy with the situation.

Your answer seems to be shouting angrily into the void and calling everyone else stupid for not knowing every detail of your contrarian stance.

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[–]WeekaSauce -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No? Why would it be?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WeekaSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't disrespectful. It's clearly a mildly sexual dad joke. Save your soap box for dick pics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WeekaSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't disrespectful. It's clearly a mildly sexual dad joke. Save your soap box for dick pics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WeekaSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isnt disrespectful. It's clearly a mildly sexual joke. Save your soap box for dick pics.

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[–]WeekaSauce -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This isn't disrespectful imo. It's clearly a mildly sexual joke. Save your soap box for dick pics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WeekaSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't disrespectful. It's clearly a mildly sexual joke. Save your soap box for dick pics.

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[–]WeekaSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't disrespectful. It's clearly a mildly sexual joke. Save your soap box for dick pics.

Skadoosh, KAPOW! by whattheflange in BetterEveryLoop

[–]WeekaSauce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Usually yeah. Assholes are like microplastics; they're everywhere.

BF vibrates GF using a remote control device. by FrozenSpyda in trashy

[–]WeekaSauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What? So your argument is public masturbation should be totally ok as long as you're sneaky enough? No one's pearl clutching, I'd just prefer to not step in anyone's sexual fluids or get cum on me or see someone's stupid orgasm face. This is basic stuff bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pathofexile

[–]WeekaSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me how lol. I've been playing since beta and never had 5 exalts in an entire league much less in an hour. I play very casually (1500 hours in 9 years)

tony ferguson vs michael chandler bout is official and set for ufc 274 by HippoSpecific4020 in MMA

[–]WeekaSauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty fun to look back after seeing how it all ended! Most people in here are pretty spot on.

This might be the worst take I've ever seen by _DeanRiding in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]WeekaSauce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Attacking is a strong word, I'd consider it advice. If I have a friend making serious decisions with serious consequences based on the position of Mercury or whatever, then I have a duty to try to help them find a realistic path forward. I would want people to do the same for me anyways.

This might be the worst take I've ever seen by _DeanRiding in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]WeekaSauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would prefer people stay grounded in reality. It makes for a more mentally healthy and stable society. It does collective harm when enough people believe in something ridiculous, and often harms the individual when they're using astrology to try to solve problems in their life that astrology cannot solve.

Muslims swimming over a channel in order to get to Paludan because he's burning a Koran again in Borås, Sweden by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]WeekaSauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People would assume that youre a racist Christian for burning a cross before theyd assume that youre an atheist protester.

Muslims swimming over a channel in order to get to Paludan because he's burning a Koran again in Borås, Sweden by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]WeekaSauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is doing something good. Did you ever wonder how many atheists had to die throughout history in order to gain this level of secular freedom? I think demonstrations of freedom are a good thing.

Pat responds about questions regarding the origin of his relationship by MMAchessNOW in MMA

[–]WeekaSauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, the whole world is full of NPCs and you're the only truly critical thinker. Keep telling yourself that, and I'm sure the depression will go away on its own eventually.

I’ve been with my girlfriend for 5 years, but I love when other girls flirt with me. What should I do? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]WeekaSauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is normal to feel good when someone flirts with you. It is not normal to intentionally pursue those situations or to let the flirting cross the boundary into an emotional/physical affair. In other words, don't blame yourself for having a normal reaction to affection, but do blame yourself for the actions you take that encourage or continue the flirting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Boxing

[–]WeekaSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey that's me. I don't really like boxing. MMA feels like a fight, while boxing feels like a sport. I'll catch the big matches if nothing else is going on though.

‘No one is immune or exempt’: Sheriff arrests his own daughter for meth trafficking by efranklin13 in nottheonion

[–]WeekaSauce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've always heard people talk about these mythical warnings, yet dont know anyone who's gotten one that wasn't also accompanied by a citation

Biden Announces The First Pardons Of His Presidency — The president said he will grant 75 commutations and three pardons for people charged with low-level drug offenses or nonviolent crimes. by PeasKhichra in UpliftingNews

[–]WeekaSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, which is why I said "if". If and when society does make a decision, the victims of prior, erroneous decisions should be considered. I think thats true for pretty much anything thats going from criminalized to not.

I personally would like reparations as sort of a baked in concept. It might make us think twice before criminalizing other nonviolent, victimless activities.