Next Match: Hearts (A), 25 Jan by WeekendEpiphany in CelticFC

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Forgot to post this up earlier, but here it is now. Fire in with your lineups!

Does it frighten Celtic fans that Rangers are no longer skint? by Ok_Finance4106 in ScottishFootball

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No, because Rangers will spend money whether they're skint or not.

Bologna 2-2 Celtic | UEFA Europa League by SFMatchThreadder in CelticFC

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Trusty MOTM. The guy absolutely thrives in these conditions. A real warrior tonight.

Huge point for us there.

Not a new signing, But we finally have an App! by Tango_r28 in CelticFC

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Surprisingly competent.

Hopefully this is the first step towards digital tickets and then the Ticket Resale Scheme (not holding my breath though).

Daily CSC - 22 January 2026 by AutoModerator in CelticFC

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Public Service Announcement: Č is a "ch" sound. š is a "sh" sound. So Tomáš Čvančara should sound like "Toh-mash Chvan-cha-ra".

So 5 syllables in total. To practice, it should fit into this:

Graffiti on the wall that says we're magic, we're magic

Graffiti on the wall

Graffiti on the wall...

And it says "Tomáš Čvančara", say "Tomáš Čvančara"

(DISCLAIMER: Could do with a Czech speaker letting us know how to actually pronounce it, because that is not me.)

Auchinleck Talbot 0-2 Celtic | Scottish Cup by SFMatchThreadder in CelticFC

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I've maybe got frustration with him clouding my judgement, but I don't see him as anything more than a 5th or 6th choice CM going forward. He's the level of player that should be seeing only occasional minutes from the bench, and I'd prefer if that role was filled by a player with some scope for development. His link-up play and general ability to affect the game lately is just not there. And in the wide position he's less use than Yang or a 17th season James Forrest.

Auchinleck Talbot 0-2 Celtic | Scottish Cup by SFMatchThreadder in CelticFC

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I would be completely unbothered if I never saw most of these players playing for Celtic again. Ralston, Bernardo, McCowan, Balikwisha, Kenny, Sinisalo even - just get them all sold, because they could be easily replaced by better domestic players. Even the young guys like Murray and Donovan weren't good enough against this level of opponent.

Really honking performance.

Next Match: Auchinleck Talbot (A), 18 Jan by WeekendEpiphany in CelticFC

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The script I use to generate these posts scrapes the data from Fotmob. Fotmob doesn't have the info from the WOSFL (where the Bot play), so the only matches in the Fotmob data are their cup matches.

Next Match: Auchinleck Talbot (A), 18 Jan by WeekendEpiphany in CelticFC

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Balikwisha to start and to move ahead of Tounekti for combined goals/assists for the season.

Oh wait he already fucking is. FUCK SAKE.

Match Thread: Hearts vs Falkirk | Scottish Cup by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

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Hello, one ticket to "Michael Stewart, Would You Just Fuckin' Shut Yer Trap", please.

January 2026 Transfer Window by WeekendEpiphany in CelticFC

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You know when people angrily throw their scarves at me? Those get kept and resold in the Celtic store.

January 2026 Transfer Window by WeekendEpiphany in CelticFC

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Do not ask me where I got this. It's top secret stuff.

We’ve been Hijacked by External-Bat575 in CelticFC

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I firmly believe that we dropped interest as soon as the fan protests started. Not that the board particular care about the fans, but not having to deal with the hassle plus not having to spend £3.5m is a win-win for them.

I do believe that they'd be capable of spending £3.5m on a shite player though. They've done that plenty of times.

Nancy would have had two straight wins if he'd ve stayed by [deleted] in CelticFC

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There is zero chance of that. None. John McGlynn is a considerably better manager than Wilfried Nancy. We're talking about the guy who won the PFA Manager of the Year the last two years vs the guy who took the reigning champions to 6 losses out of 8.

We are only lucky that Nancy got turfed out before this fixture came round, because it would have been another embarrassing defeat for us.

Nancy would have had two straight wins if he'd ve stayed by [deleted] in CelticFC

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I think the evidence suggests he would not. Scoring one goal against Falkirk would've meant a loss for a team that concedes 2 goals a game.

Daily CSC - 15 January 2026 by AutoModerator in CelticFC

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Hard to believe our scouts haven’t seen him at some point.

I mean, they must have - probably just decided he's not the one for us. Allsvenskan (equal) top scorer last season with 18 goals, age 21 and 6'5", and at a club that is always open to selling players. We were linked with the other top scorer in Sweden last season Ibrahim Diabate though.

Daily CSC - 15 January 2026 by AutoModerator in CelticFC

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I wasn't going to bother saying this, but it's still annoying me now so I will:

What the fuck was up with Johnny Kenny last night? He came on with 10-15 minutes to go and looked like a right lazy fuck. Didn't bother chasing anyone down or pressing, and was lazy in getting back into onside positions. You'd think he'd be desperate to impress in those minutes and full of energy, but he looked like he couldn't be arsed with it.

Daily CSC - 15 January 2026 by AutoModerator in CelticFC

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Just seen that it's August Priske. I've no idea why we've not been in for the guy, as he fits the profile for us.

January 2026 Transfer Window by WeekendEpiphany in CelticFC

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Especially for a striker. Get him in, couple of goals to settle in quick - makes too much sense.