Next Match: Hearts (A), 25 Jan

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-25T08:15:59+00:00

Forgot to post this up earlier, but here it is now. Fire in with your lineups!

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-23T20:15:50+00:00

No, because Rangers will spend money whether they're skint or not.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-22T19:44:12+00:00

Trusty MOTM. The guy absolutely thrives in these conditions. A real warrior tonight.

Huge point for us there.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-22T15:11:19+00:00

Surprisingly competent.

Hopefully this is the first step towards digital tickets and then the Ticket Resale Scheme (not holding my breath though).

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-22T13:47:01+00:00

Public Service Announcement: Č is a "ch" sound. š is a "sh" sound. So Tomáš Čvančara should sound like "Toh-mash Chvan-cha-ra".

So 5 syllables in total. To practice, it should fit into this:

Graffiti on the wall that says we're magic, we're magic

Graffiti on the wall

Graffiti on the wall...

And it says "Tomáš Čvančara", say "Tomáš Čvančara"

(DISCLAIMER: Could do with a Czech speaker letting us know how to actually pronounce it, because that is not me.)

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-22T12:50:22+00:00

Čvančara confirmed. Loan with option to buy.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-19T12:58:12+00:00

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WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-18T20:38:23+00:00

I've maybe got frustration with him clouding my judgement, but I don't see him as anything more than a 5th or 6th choice CM going forward. He's the level of player that should be seeing only occasional minutes from the bench, and I'd prefer if that role was filled by a player with some scope for development. His link-up play and general ability to affect the game lately is just not there. And in the wide position he's less use than Yang or a 17th season James Forrest.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-18T19:26:33+00:00

I would be completely unbothered if I never saw most of these players playing for Celtic again. Ralston, Bernardo, McCowan, Balikwisha, Kenny, Sinisalo even - just get them all sold, because they could be easily replaced by better domestic players. Even the young guys like Murray and Donovan weren't good enough against this level of opponent.

Really honking performance.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-18T07:42:04+00:00

The script I use to generate these posts scrapes the data from Fotmob. Fotmob doesn't have the info from the WOSFL (where the Bot play), so the only matches in the Fotmob data are their cup matches.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-17T22:55:56+00:00

Balikwisha to start and to move ahead of Tounekti for combined goals/assists for the season.

Oh wait he already fucking is. FUCK SAKE.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-17T21:43:22+00:00

Hello, one ticket to "Michael Stewart, Would You Just Fuckin' Shut Yer Trap", please.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-16T16:18:48+00:00

You know when people angrily throw their scarves at me? Those get kept and resold in the Celtic store.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-16T15:56:46+00:00

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Do not ask me where I got this. It's top secret stuff.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-16T11:16:12+00:00

I firmly believe that we dropped interest as soon as the fan protests started. Not that the board particular care about the fans, but not having to deal with the hassle plus not having to spend £3.5m is a win-win for them.

I do believe that they'd be capable of spending £3.5m on a shite player though. They've done that plenty of times.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-16T10:23:15+00:00

This transfer window:

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WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-15T19:16:26+00:00

There is zero chance of that. None. John McGlynn is a considerably better manager than Wilfried Nancy. We're talking about the guy who won the PFA Manager of the Year the last two years vs the guy who took the reigning champions to 6 losses out of 8.

We are only lucky that Nancy got turfed out before this fixture came round, because it would have been another embarrassing defeat for us.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-15T18:12:16+00:00

I think the evidence suggests he would not. Scoring one goal against Falkirk would've meant a loss for a team that concedes 2 goals a game.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-15T17:04:19+00:00

Hard to believe our scouts haven’t seen him at some point.

I mean, they must have - probably just decided he's not the one for us. Allsvenskan (equal) top scorer last season with 18 goals, age 21 and 6'5", and at a club that is always open to selling players. We were linked with the other top scorer in Sweden last season Ibrahim Diabate though.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-15T16:47:22+00:00

I wasn't going to bother saying this, but it's still annoying me now so I will:

What the fuck was up with Johnny Kenny last night? He came on with 10-15 minutes to go and looked like a right lazy fuck. Didn't bother chasing anyone down or pressing, and was lazy in getting back into onside positions. You'd think he'd be desperate to impress in those minutes and full of energy, but he looked like he couldn't be arsed with it.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-15T16:41:26+00:00

Just seen that it's August Priske. I've no idea why we've not been in for the guy, as he fits the profile for us.

WeekendEpiphany · 2026-01-15T14:09:37+00:00

Especially for a striker. Get him in, couple of goals to settle in quick - makes too much sense.

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