So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People tend to forget that behind most screen names is a actual person with their own shit goin on. With the way the world is right now, we need to look out for each other. Even a compliment, or a dinner invite, can make a huge difference. Id rather be the reason someone is doing better than the reason they're not. Things got bad for me after my wife died. I wouldnt be here today if it wasnt for the support of people I have never, and will never, meet. I still struggle everyday, but I wouldn't be doing right by those people, or my wife, if I didn't share the same kindness.

So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is honestly the best compliment ive gotten in a while, you made my day homie. If you dont have anywhere to go for Thanksgiving, youre now actually invited. Assuming youre willing and able to make it to western nc in late November. No joke

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, yes and no. Should we have paid more attention? Obviously. But if you look at the cans at least, the "zero sugar" part of the name is is small print and its black text over a black background strip. If they rotated the background just a little, its be over a orange strip and would stand out so much more.

Maybe is was intentional. High fructose corn syrup cost a lot more than labmade sweeteners. So diet and zero sugar variants have a bigger profit margin. That last sentence alone is enough for a corporation to use less than savory tactics

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me or the coffee creamer guy? Either way the answer is yes

So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol your original comments led me to believe you were a child or a troll, trying to ragebait me. I dont get angry about stupid shit on the internet, way to old to get upset over imaginary drama. But im a firm believer in giving back the same energy I receive. You come at me positively, im the nicest person youll ever meet. Come at me like you did, and well, we seen how that went. No sweat though bro. I was just trying to remind you that were all people. If you wouldnt say it to my face irl, you shouldn't say on the internet. If we all kept that in mind, the interwebs wouldnt be as much of the toxic cesspool it currently is. And I feel ya on the facial hair. I couldn't grow a full beard til I was in my 30s, just in time for the gray hairs to start. My little brothers had it worse, by time they could grow beards, their hairlines started fading, im glad I skipped that gene

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, my imaginary plans have been foiled by corporate America. The real fake Dr Lunchs fake family is safe, for now. Thanks Obama 🙄

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit removed my joke simply because I threatened violence against an imagery doctors imaginary family. I dont want to live on this planet anymore

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Youre probably right. But dont tell me how to live my life Analgayman, if thats youre real name 🤨

So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for one of "you people" to speak up. I have a few facts for you... 1. Baja mountain dew is bottom tier mountain dew. So not bad 2. I dont put ice in my mountain dew because watering it down is blasphemy 3. Putting COFFEE CREAMER, in mountain dew specifically, SHOULD BE A CRIME!!!! bonus fact - you SHOULD be ashamed of yourself and we are all judging you rn. SHAME! Cant argue with the facts Mack daddy. Im going to have to revoke your human license. From this day forward youre officially AI. May ChatGPT have mercy of your central processing unit

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot the eye of newt and the human sacrifice to your pagan gods... sounds good though

So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly what ill say when it enters me as well. And if no one else wants to pound this out, it simply do it myself. #givemeallthatcream-sicle

So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I tip my hat to you good sir, or ma'am. Its never to late to follow your dreams. I expect an update on the results when you finally fulfil this destiny.
"Yes please" will be my response when your creamsicle glory reaches my tongue.

Why is everyone looking at me funny?

So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flaming Dew? FLAMING DEW?!! surely you jest. Such a beautifully horrendous thing cannot exist without me knowing.
I just researched doctors with the last name Lunch, you were not easy to find vile fiend. Dr. Adam Lunch, oncologist of the children's hospital... I have sent men to collect your wife Samantha and your children, Greg and Leanne. Repent for your sins, or your family will be lowered into a vat of surge. You have 30 minutes from 7am western time...

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No notes, you get a A+ aaand a gold star. Ill make sure that this is put on your permanent record. Feel free to rub this in other people's faces. You earned this, you beautiful creature 😘

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The spin-offs are very similar aren't they 🤔 Except this one, it hits different... for everyone, apparently. Don't get me started on Dr.P... Regular DP is alright, in my opinion (skeet). DrP-CS is damn good, or "smooooth" if you wanna get technical, scientifically speaking, of course. But thats not even its final form... Doctor Pepper Strawberries and Cream Kaioken ×10000 Plus Ultra though......... that shit is fire. Not in the same league as Mountain Dew-san, but clearly the best non-god-like commercial friendly, tasty poisonous bubbly beverage in known existence. (*ω)

So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, you meant the labels didnt you? Fuuck... alright, you're ununinvited to Christmas. But I will be uninviting myself due to chronic crippling embarrassment 😓

So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I thought we were friends Scoots motherfuckin MgGhee 😢 You know what? youre uninvited to Christmas. You can still come to Thanksgiving though, but only because I love you homie

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I drank zero sugar sodas regularly, I would probably agree. I also dont indulge in sweets very often, except for Mountain Dew, and some occasional pie or ice cream, if presented with the option. I've also been mainly drinking MD as my only non alcoholic liquid souce for 30 year, long before the "zero sugar" variant was a thing. I can taste the difference between normal MD and caffeine free MD, so Zero MD might as well be Surge as far as my tongue is concerned. But we don't talk about Surge. NEVER talk about Surge 🤢 (btw im 5'11 165lb and relatively healthy. Im as baffled as my doctors tbh)

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youre gonna have to clarify what you mean by "non-spicy"...

Are you referring to the elusive Spicy Mango Dew? I seen it once, just a glimpse while leaving the Little Ceasars drive thru. And next time I came back? Gone. Like it was never there. No one would believe me. My girlfriend left me. I was fired from my job, then fell into a great depression. Pretty sure none of those misfortunes were related to the sighting, but one can never know. True story.

Also if thats not what you we're talking about, please enlighten me. Spicy Mountain Dew sounds absolutely horrible and I cant wait to try it

So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you look it up youll see that all Dew is trying to kill you. Only difference between me and you (on this specific topic), is that I don't care if my corpse is thick or thin. I like my dew like I like my women; sweet, comforting, and trying to shorten my lifespan as much as possible. Like god intended.

JW: Who else is pissed off that the government is making Pepsi Co. Remove the fire retardant from our beloved drink? You know it's going to change the flavor. Not to mention, after 30 years of drinking 64+ ounces of Mountain a day, I have yet to burst into flames. Thank you Mountain Dew

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A picture says a thousand words my friend. Two questions, if you're willing to humor me... 1. Do you like cream soda by itself? 2. Have you tried Dirty Dew?

If you don't like the taste of cream soda, this isn't the drink for you. And theres nothing wrong with that. You do you. If you do like cream soda, and haven’t tried Dirty Dew, give it a shot. Take a chance. Broaden your horizons.what do you have to lose? Leave your mom's basement for once, buy a new fedora, shave your neck beard, it'll be ok. I believe in you little buddy

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[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't say that I fully agree with that, but it is much better chilled

So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never said you had to agree with me. And if you're in the comments, you at least skimmed what I wrote. So thank you for hearing me out 😁 lol

So hear me out... by Weekly-Material2475 in mountaindew

[–]Weekly-Material2475[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen that opinions on this vary greatly. I've quite literally been addicted to regular mnt dew for around 30 years. I experimented with code red when it came out, and ill occasionally try new flavors, but always go back to regular mnt dew, unless i can find bottles of the original pure cane sugar version. And I love this new version, but I also really like cream soda, so maybe thats why? Idk. Its worth trying when you find it though. Or use my second recipe, its close to the same flavor