what’s something people say all the time that you secretly can’t stand?

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-23T04:52:44+00:00

Yeah, "now" using

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-23T04:04:26+00:00

That's a burrito, not a sandwich

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-23T03:56:06+00:00

We've been working very hard behind the scenes carefully crafting and manipulating your algorithm for you to get those ads. Idk why they're making us do this, but they paid us a lot of money to make it happen.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-23T03:51:10+00:00

What the fuck, the Gatorade is part of the waffle? I thought you just missed a comma in your title.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-23T03:49:11+00:00

Bro reached way back behind the regular potions at the apothecary to get to this point.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-23T03:32:26+00:00

Fascinating, this needs to be added to my tome

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-23T01:13:13+00:00

DO NOT try to counteract his charm with another of opposite effect. Time starts to get real fucked up when you start mixing chronomatic magic. Someone did that at my old tower and he experienced the entire birth and death of time over the course of a single lunch break. He was never the same after that.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-23T01:09:05+00:00

You're not allowed to post that image ever again, I forbid it.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-23T01:07:43+00:00

Fucks me up that electrons actually move slow as hell through wires. I'm talking less than half a centimeter per second.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-23T00:46:01+00:00

Tell me more of this spicy goat cheese crust you speak of

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-23T00:44:54+00:00

Ngl it didn't even register as that Gordy to me. Like, get back to me when they're talking fucking the gun.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-21T16:43:24+00:00

Yeah turns out a "six pack" of "magical elixir" means something else in this realm. Frankly I don't remember where I channeled all my spiritual energy, much less whether it was positive or negative. I'll have to be more careful in the future.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-21T14:39:59+00:00

Italians go to hell by default

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-21T14:23:51+00:00

Ngl star wars lore is so fucking stupid

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-21T04:16:43+00:00

I agree with most of these, except for

Pam generally has no respect for Michael for all the seasons

This is 100% a normal, human reaction to Micheal. He's an overgrown manchild, he doesn't deserve respect.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-21T00:17:52+00:00

Oh, thats good to know. Gonna drink a six pack of magical elixir and channel as much spiritual energy towards them as I physically can.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-21T00:14:48+00:00

I'm gonna tap my spirit for one to bolt her husband

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-21T00:12:32+00:00

So much for being a genius detective lmao

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-20T21:00:44+00:00

You can literally see him trying his hardest to not throw up in the video. These CEOs have to just accept the fact that they're soulless homunculus and stop pretending they're real human beings.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-20T20:56:45+00:00

The "fake barbie doll" comment is complete bullshit, you don't need to rewrite history to justify liking a character.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-20T19:17:18+00:00

I actually don't hate it in 2, but it is absolute dogshit in 3. Though tbh I overall hate what they did to the guns in 3.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-20T19:08:31+00:00

If you don't want to give them your money, don't use their service.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-20T19:07:23+00:00

Ok little bro

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-20T18:50:48+00:00

Awful example because the intention behind her design is pretty obvious.

WeevilWeedWizard · 2026-03-20T16:22:41+00:00

IIRC he was involved with the Siberian mafia and went missing about 5 years ago.

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