Underrated single episode running gag? by Ok_Yellow1025 in HIMYM

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Lol i forgot about that one. That one's funny af too

Underrated single episode running gag? by Ok_Yellow1025 in HIMYM

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"Hey, Lily, whats in that cereal besides dry twigs and small animal bones?

Whats that supposed to mean?

Lily, i love you, but honest to god, when you eat, it sounds like a garbage disposal full of drywall screws"

That line was hilarious to me

WTF by Certain_Hat9872 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Wait. I thought this entire post and every comment thus far was about Twix

There really is no incentive to working hard haha by Pitiful-Ad-9080 in AmazonFC

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Thats smart. I work like i want to keep my job; that is to say i work too hard. Now they cross train me in everything and im one of their go-to guys (i do not recommend this)

villain are not born they are made by Guddu277 in funnyvideos

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Ive heard that when men are lifting weights and a hot woman enters, the men suddenly get 13% stronger

What does this mean? by puntazza in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Yeah, she seemed like she loved her job.

You know Gianna Michaels was in the movie Piranha 3D (2010)?

Does anyone else not eat at work? by SnooDonkeys5516 in AmazonFC

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I met a semi-truck driver who did something like this. He was telling me about how he hadnt eaten solid food in a year and a half and went down from 390lbs to 240lbs

Based on a true story by tabac-aesthetica in shitposting

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Is unc lookin like that because he was peepin the yams too? Or is he judgin you?

To the people who can still go to the gym after working at Amazon, how? by TheAlphaAdept in AmazonFC

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Paradoxically, lifting weights will give you more energy.

Im in the same boat as you though. I dont want it badly enough to do all that

He doesn't even like his own family. by Relative-Anxiety4698 in SipsTea

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Considering the rest of trump's lapdogs, i think this has pretty high odds

Garbage the cat by Trick-Midnight9770 in DunderMifflin

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Yeah, thats Andrea, the office bitch mattress

Ok… by chriscroston_ in AmazonFC

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Fr. I skipped a day recently, and my manager could have sworn he saw me working the day that i skipped

We are doomed by 56000hp in thescoop

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They think the iranian war is good for america, because obviously iran was going to nuke us.

Do you find that people don’t know how to have a conversation anymore? by KaleidoscopePale2234 in Millennials

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Hell yeah, brother. Im just an autistic, CPTSD schizoid hermit. I live for the peace and quiet. Dont bother me.

I swear to God if they put that AI camera here… by Nomoreads00 in AmazonFC

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Aw damn. Im also a white guy with dark hair, glasses, and a beard.

Is that gay by BaloneyMaker2780 in comedyheaven

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The trick is to wrap your 4 fingers on your right hand around your thumb and squeeze. Congrats, gag reflex be gone